FML : Today, my dad and brother found a Christmas present that they'd "forgotten" to give me. Expecting a joke, I apprehensively opened it. But I still wasn't...

Today, my dad and brother found a Christmas present that they'd "forgotten" to give me. Expecting a joke, I apprehensively opened it. But I still wasn't prepared to unwrap the neck of the Christmas turkey. It had been rotting in the living room for 2 days. The smell was indescribable. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Cinderstar95 / Wednesday 28 December 2016 09:34 / United States - Schererville

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By spoon69x | 3

#7383597 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 6:35

The obvious solution would be to return the gift next year (although you may want to freeze it in the meantime or there won't be much left to give them.....)

By Tripartita | 44

#7383173 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:15

1. Brace yourself
2. Hold the rotten mess closer to your face
3. Blow as hard as you can in the direction of those bastards

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By Laphog | 14

#7383164 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:04

Perhaps ....a diaper filled with Indian food?

Bigfoot's **** would probably come close as well.

By coolmike699 | 23

#7383165 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:05

Who leaves rotting meat in the living room for 2 days?

Akitakat | 27

#7578905 - Monday 25 December 2017 0:05

Their dad & brother... didn’t you read the fml? :)

By mermaidkeels | 25

#7383171 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:12

If they waited for you to open the "gift", they were near by and had to endure the smell as well. They pretty much pranked themselves in the process.

By Tripartita | 44

#7383173 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:15

1. Brace yourself
2. Hold the rotten mess closer to your face
3. Blow as hard as you can in the direction of those bastards

By LyricaSilvan | 29

#7383200 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 8:47

Your family has some weird ideas of what constitutes an acceptable prank. Giving someone rotting meat as a "gift" is unsanitary and bizarre.

By awildwhisper | 28

#7383468 - Tuesday 3 January 2017 9:36

I hope you returned the favor and had saved them Christmas leftovers to give for New Years.

By WeirdUS | 24

#7383593 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 6:20

Regift it by hiding it in their room or in the closet or even the car especially under the seat it'll be a pain in the ass to reach and the car is going to reek for days.

By spoon69x | 3

#7383597 - Wednesday 4 January 2017 6:35

The obvious solution would be to return the gift next year (although you may want to freeze it in the meantime or there won't be much left to give them.....)