By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
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corporatescoundr 25

I second revenge but YDI for the use of curmudgeonly... Sorry, the fates have spoken

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ProjeKtSC2 8

I dislike the execution of that comment #36...

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angry_anonymous 5

Agreed. And OP I think YDI if you actually put fake reindeers on your front lawn. that's just asking for those things to happen.

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graham11 14

36- ******** reindeers?! I'm sorry you were so deprived of the Christmas spirit as a child!

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natskie 7

I think this is absolutely hilarious!! If I had reindeer on my lawn and this happened to me, I would just think my neighbor has a great sense of humor, then laugh it off!

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flirtyfaery 7

That's awesome! I reckon he'd be fun to live next to.

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BrownEyes97 1

Why wouldn't you just do that to begin with? OP's neighbor shouldn't have to decorate her yard the right way for her!

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mack_the_knife 3

Well, keeping livestock on your front lawn has its downsides.

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Gayrome 4

He's checkin' his list marking it twice gonna find out who's naughtyy or nice! Santa Clause is cumin' to down...;D

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builditbetter09 3

Punch him out... Call Me dr.phill cause I'm handin out the best advice mofukaaa I'm not rich though.. :(

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graham11 14

9- personally, I feel as if there are better therapists than dr. Phil out there. But either way, I find your comment really dumb..

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docscientist 9

Dr. Phil's best advice is when he recommends someone else. He's an entertainer first and a jackass in equal part.

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builditbetter09 3

So intelligence is determined by how funny a comment is? Cause you ***** don't know shit about me.

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walkern1891 0

I don't think doctor Phil is a real doctor.

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nofearjenshere 12

Curmudgeonly, I hope that I'm not the only one on here who doesnt know what this means.

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Sirin_fml 46

That's quite unconscionably supercilious of you, Alan.

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blink182AAR 6

Fuckball. Ahahaha, best word on this site.

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graham11 14

I love it when sirin and alan comment because it makes me feel like I'm part of a really important thread!! *claps excitedly*

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bizarre_ftw 21

I love it when anyone, even better that it's a tag team FML team comment, comments on a guy who can't look up a little known word before opening his mouth (typing in a stupid manner) with another less than commonly known word (not as good a curmudgeonly, but what is really?)

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