Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
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iomnomnomux3
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you go glen coco.
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misfitmonroe
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That is hilarious
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misfitmonroe
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That is hilarious
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corporatescoundr
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I second revenge but YDI for the use of curmudgeonly... Sorry, the fates have spoken
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ProjeKtSC2
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I dislike the execution of that comment #36...
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angry_anonymous
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Agreed. And OP I think YDI if you actually put fake reindeers on your front lawn. that's just asking for those things to happen.
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graham11
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36- shitting reindeers?! I'm sorry you were so deprived of the Christmas spirit as a child!
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natskie
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I think this is absolutely hilarious!! If I had reindeer on my lawn and this happened to me, I would just think my neighbor has a great sense of humor, then laugh it off!
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flirtyfaery
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That's awesome! I reckon he'd be fun to live next to.
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BrownEyes97
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Why wouldn't you just do that to begin with? OP's neighbor shouldn't have to decorate her yard the right way for her!
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iomnomnomux3
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you go glen coco.
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Son_of_a_biscuit
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Bah humbug!
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Aquawave7
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BAH HUMBUG :D
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mack_the_knife
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Well, keeping livestock on your front lawn has its downsides.
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MsSoulReaper
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Some one is going on the naughty list.
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Gayrome
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He's checkin' his list marking it twice gonna find out who's naughtyy or nice! Santa Clause is cumin' to down...;D
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builditbetter09
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Punch him out... Call
Me dr.phill cause I'm handin out the best advice mofukaaa I'm not rich though.. :(
Me dr.phill cause I'm handin out the best advice mofukaaa I'm not rich though.. :(
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clcbjj31
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The Ph.d. Perhaps?
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t765234
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Either that or the intelligence.
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graham11
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9- personally, I feel as if there are better therapists than dr. Phil out there. But either way, I find your comment really dumb..
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docscientist
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Dr. Phil's best advice is when he recommends someone else. He's an entertainer first and a jackass in equal part.
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builditbetter09
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So intelligence is determined by how funny a comment is? Cause you fucks don't know shit about me.
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walkern1891
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I don't think doctor Phil is a real doctor.
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MelTheGreat
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Love the colorful vocabulary.
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nofearjenshere
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Curmudgeonly, I hope that I'm not the only one on here who doesnt know what this means.
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Sirin_fml
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That's quite unconscionably supercilious of you, Alan.
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blink182AAR
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Fuckball. Ahahaha, best word on this site.
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graham11
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I love it when sirin and alan comment because it makes me feel like I'm part of a really important thread!! *claps excitedly*
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bizarre_ftw
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I love it when anyone, even better that it's a tag team FML team comment, comments on a guy who can't look up a little known word before opening his mouth (typing in a stupid manner) with another less than commonly known word (not as good a curmudgeonly, but what is really?)
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finished
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11 i bet YOU'RE his neighbour :D
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yarani
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Very dedicated isn't he?