FML : Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball...

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Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 21 December 2011 02:01 / United States

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By iomnomnomux3 | 0

#3764836 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:41

you go glen coco.

By misfitmonroe | 4

#3764811 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:38

That is hilarious

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By misfitmonroe | 4

#3764811 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:38

That is hilarious

corporatescoundr | 23

#3765014 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 09:53

I second revenge but YDI for the use of curmudgeonly... Sorry, the fates have spoken

ProjeKtSC2 | 8

#3765079 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 10:54

I dislike the execution of that comment #36...

angry_anonymous | 5

#3765332 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 01:27

Agreed. And OP I think YDI if you actually put fake reindeers on your front lawn. that's just asking for those things to happen.

graham11 | 14

#3765571 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 03:19

36- shitting reindeers?! I'm sorry you were so deprived of the Christmas spirit as a child!

natskie | 7

#3766798 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 06:27

I think this is absolutely hilarious!! If I had reindeer on my lawn and this happened to me, I would just think my neighbor has a great sense of humor, then laugh it off!

By flirtyfaery | 7

#3764822 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:39

That's awesome! I reckon he'd be fun to live next to.

BrownEyes97 | 1

#3765558 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 03:17

Why wouldn't you just do that to begin with? OP's neighbor shouldn't have to decorate her yard the right way for her!

By iomnomnomux3 | 0

#3764836 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:41

you go glen coco.

By Son_of_a_biscuit | 4

#3764845 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:42

Bah humbug!

Aquawave7 | 7

#4052321 - Saturday 18 February 2012 05:20

BAH HUMBUG :D

By mack_the_knife | 3

#3764849 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:43

Well, keeping livestock on your front lawn has its downsides.

By MsSoulReaper | 25

#3764862 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:44

Some one is going on the naughty list.

Gayrome | 4

#3764941 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 09:07

He's checkin' his list marking it twice gonna find out who's naughtyy or nice! Santa Clause is cumin' to down...;D

By builditbetter09 | 3

#3764865 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:45

Punch him out... Call Me dr.phill cause I'm handin out the best advice mofukaaa I'm not rich though.. :(

clcbjj31 | 0

#3765076 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 10:53

The Ph.d. Perhaps?

t765234 | 10

#3765334 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 01:28

Either that or the intelligence.

graham11 | 14

#3765590 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 03:27

9- personally, I feel as if there are better therapists than dr. Phil out there. But either way, I find your comment really dumb..

docscientist | 9

#3767965 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 10:47

Dr. Phil's best advice is when he recommends someone else. He's an entertainer first and a jackass in equal part.

builditbetter09 | 3

#3770511 - Thursday 22 December 2011 08:44

So intelligence is determined by how funny a comment is? Cause you fucks don't know shit about me.

walkern1891 | 0

#3774681 - Friday 23 December 2011 06:51

I don't think doctor Phil is a real doctor.

By MelTheGreat | 23

#3764867 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:45

Love the colorful vocabulary.

By nofearjenshere | 12

#3764873 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:47

Curmudgeonly, I hope that I'm not the only one on here who doesnt know what this means.

Sirin_fml | 46

#3764894 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 08:53

That's quite unconscionably supercilious of you, Alan.

blink182AAR | 6

#3764972 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 09:24

Fuckball. Ahahaha, best word on this site.

graham11 | 14

#3765577 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 03:22

I love it when sirin and alan comment because it makes me feel like I'm part of a really important thread!! *claps excitedly*

bizarre_ftw | 21

#3767538 - Wednesday 21 December 2011 09:15

I love it when anyone, even better that it's a tag team FML team comment, comments on a guy who can't look up a little known word before opening his mouth (typing in a stupid manner) with another less than commonly known word (not as good a curmudgeonly, but what is really?)