Miscellaneous: Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers'...

By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

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iomnomnomux3 0

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:41

you go glen coco.

misfitmonroe 4

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:38

That is hilarious

misfitmonroe 4

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:38

That is hilarious

corporatescoundr 25

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:53

I second revenge but YDI for the use of curmudgeonly... Sorry, the fates have spoken

ProjeKtSC2 8

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 10:54

I dislike the execution of that comment #36...

angry_anonymous 5

Wednesday 21 December 2011 13:27

Agreed. And OP I think YDI if you actually put fake reindeers on your front lawn. that's just asking for those things to happen.

graham11 14

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 15:19

36- shitting reindeers?! I'm sorry you were so deprived of the Christmas spirit as a child!

natskie 7

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:27

I think this is absolutely hilarious!! If I had reindeer on my lawn and this happened to me, I would just think my neighbor has a great sense of humor, then laugh it off!

flirtyfaery 7

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:39

That's awesome! I reckon he'd be fun to live next to.

BrownEyes97 1

Wednesday 21 December 2011 15:17

Why wouldn't you just do that to begin with? OP's neighbor shouldn't have to decorate her yard the right way for her!

iomnomnomux3 0

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:41

you go glen coco.

Son_of_a_biscuit 4

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:42

Bah humbug!

Aquawave7 7

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Saturday 18 February 2012 17:20

BAH HUMBUG :D

mack_the_knife 3

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:43

Well, keeping livestock on your front lawn has its downsides.

MsSoulReaper 27

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:44

Some one is going on the naughty list.

Gayrome 4

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:07

He's checkin' his list marking it twice gonna find out who's naughtyy or nice! Santa Clause is cumin' to down...;D

builditbetter09 3

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:45

Punch him out... Call Me dr.phill cause I'm handin out the best advice mofukaaa I'm not rich though.. :(

clcbjj31 0

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 10:53

The Ph.d. Perhaps?

t765234 10

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 13:28

Either that or the intelligence.

graham11 14

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 15:27

9- personally, I feel as if there are better therapists than dr. Phil out there. But either way, I find your comment really dumb..

docscientist 9

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:47

Dr. Phil's best advice is when he recommends someone else. He's an entertainer first and a jackass in equal part.

builditbetter09 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:44

So intelligence is determined by how funny a comment is? Cause you fucks don't know shit about me.

walkern1891 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:51

I don't think doctor Phil is a real doctor.

MelTheGreat 23

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:45

Love the colorful vocabulary.

nofearjenshere 12

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:47

Curmudgeonly, I hope that I'm not the only one on here who doesnt know what this means.

Sirin_fml 46

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:53

That's quite unconscionably supercilious of you, Alan.

blink182AAR 6

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:24

Fuckball. Ahahaha, best word on this site.

graham11 14

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Wednesday 21 December 2011 15:22

I love it when sirin and alan comment because it makes me feel like I'm part of a really important thread!! *claps excitedly*

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 21 December 2011 21:15

I love it when anyone, even better that it's a tag team FML team comment, comments on a guy who can't look up a little known word before opening his mouth (typing in a stupid manner) with another less than commonly known word (not as good a curmudgeonly, but what is really?)