By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 20:49 - United States

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
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DanielleTheOne 3

oh god, i hope you got it outside and away from the house pretty quickly. wouldn't want to deal with an infestation, especially so close to christmas.

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DrDoofenshmirtz 0

That's sad... it's so close to Christmas and you get this... FYL. D:

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Fake trees ftw! jk they suck, oh well :)

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persianjr1 7

well why did you buy the tree so late?

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ImTheMusicDude 0

You need four dollars for karate lessons.

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btnhdude 0

you need 14x 4 dollars for gym.

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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his comment has been Termi-nated

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_HeadShot_ 0
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29 - that was just... no.... op - ydi for buying a tree. christmas was meant for celebrating the birth of Jesus not the birth of trees. jkjk hope u got rid of them

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ShadyFTW1 0

33, his joke was much better than your pun... you hypocrit.

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DudeImBetter 0

^ you mean his pun was way better than your joke. fail.

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dcam13 19
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yeah ummm, termites aren't presents, your use of sarcasm blows, and YDI for not checking before you bought it. :)

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Adolf_Grammer_Hi 0
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@33, Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December you asshole.

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sourgirl101 28

47 Yes, most likely Christ was born sometime around October if I'm not mistaken. However, it's the day that many celebrate his birth which 33 stated. Relax! No need to call any one names just because you took a history course.

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timethyfx 0
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Actually he was born in April, the 25th of December was the pagan holiday of the winter solstice I believe. When Christianity swallowed paganism they adopted the 25th Dec to make the transition easier.

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mamamiaaa_fml 12
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buy s sloth. they'll get rid of them for you.

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ygdrassil 17
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No. 10, is your name by any chance Mike?

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Zebidee 8
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'By any chance Mike' would be an awesome name. I imagine he'd be a gunslinger.

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jakegryan 0
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let's just agree there is no "god" and they holidays wouldn't be so damn complicated

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suckmyballz 1
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His pun was way better than your joke. Epic fail for you.

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DrDoofenshmirtz 0

That's sad... it's so close to Christmas and you get this... FYL. D:

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iliketurdles 7
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Phineas and Ferb FTW. DOOFENSMIRT EVIL INCO-OPERATED :D

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vbmg152 18
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My husband & I love Phineas & Ferb & we are in our 50's!! It's hilarious!! Whatcha doin'?

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lolaisagirl 0
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look perry the platypus it's my neeewww evvilll termites-antor :P

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timethyfx 0
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OMG it's not just me who loves that show!

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hashmita 0
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Curse you, Perry the Platypus!

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ZeeBest86 6

54...there's a ghost in ur picture....atleast he's got taste with which car to pose next to...

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DudeImBetter 0

^ that crap is creepy.

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DanielleTheOne 3

oh god, i hope you got it outside and away from the house pretty quickly. wouldn't want to deal with an infestation, especially so close to christmas.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Yay! Sharing the Christmas spirit! Better than anthrax, I suppose.

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EEEERRRRIIIICCC 4

your picture x= 8 lol

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tobyraza 0

As if we didn't know that already.

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juliaaalove 8

aww, lucky you!

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nswan 5
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not so perfect after all. at least u didn't make this discovery a week later :/

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Gottaa_luv_Thiss 0

Y.u.m

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mz_booty 0

mmmmmmmm

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phreshboi 1

but that's why you shake it to see if has any bad bugs... unless you did than FYL

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krdel 0
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Kinda like checking for crabs if you're a guy...actually I wouldn't know, its just you said shake it and look for bugs so I figured this would be an acceptable comparison.

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sexyscooter 0

shity

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EvilDoll 7
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merry christmas from mother nature :D

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mona_is_here 10

Christmas miracles, y'know :D

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