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Fake trees ftw! jk they suck, oh well :)
his comment has been Termi-nated
29 - that was just... no.... op - ydi for buying a tree. christmas was meant for celebrating the birth of Jesus not the birth of trees. jkjk hope u got rid of them
lol...
yeah ummm, termites aren't presents, your use of sarcasm blows, and YDI for not checking before you bought it. :)
@33, Jesus wasn't born on the 25th of December you asshole.
Actually he was born in April, the 25th of December was the pagan holiday of the winter solstice I believe. When Christianity swallowed paganism they adopted the 25th Dec to make the transition easier.
buy s sloth. they'll get rid of them for you.
No. 10, is your name by any chance Mike?
'By any chance Mike' would be an awesome name. I imagine he'd be a gunslinger.
let's just agree there is no "god" and they holidays wouldn't be so damn complicated
His pun was way better than your joke. Epic fail for you.
Phineas and Ferb FTW. DOOFENSMIRT EVIL INCO-OPERATED :D
:D
My husband & I love Phineas & Ferb & we are in our 50's!! It's hilarious!! Whatcha doin'?
look perry the platypus it's my neeewww evvilll termites-antor :P
OMG it's not just me who loves that show!
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
not so perfect after all. at least u didn't make this discovery a week later :/
Kinda like checking for crabs if you're a guy...actually I wouldn't know, its just you said shake it and look for bugs so I figured this would be an acceptable comparison.
merry christmas from mother nature :D
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oh god, i hope you got it outside and away from the house pretty quickly. wouldn't want to deal with an infestation, especially so close to christmas.
That's sad... it's so close to Christmas and you get this... FYL. D: