By lebato97 - 09/12/2011 03:35 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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borkchop1992 15

i bet your neighbors dont like you because you typically do douchy things like this

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Taysia_Elice 6

LOL :) well come on.. You knew it was to good to be true. :p

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LezBiHonest 7

I just wanna know...what's one present gonna do? Shit! Take the whole damn tree! If you really wanna make em mad... :]

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heylesha 8

im pretty sure someone would notice someone carrying a tree with lights and bulbs on it, to the very next house, from the owners porch. Yes, this makes sence too me. just steal a big tree, no one will notice, cmon now.

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DRoCC401 0

I wouldve shot you just for steping on my porch you little fagget

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thatKidzmOm 10

Learn how to spell. And stop calling people such derogatory names. What would your mother say....

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bubo_fml 10

Give your neighbor a "dick in a box," SNL style!

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makowiec 11

And you come on here expecting us to sympathise?

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stevenmx86 7

You're pathetic... Are you 5? I know 5 year old kids who take their brother/sister's toys to make them mad.. You're ridiculous.. Besides, if they're just decorations, the only mad you'd get is "jeez that worthless a hole took one of the decorations.."

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marisadc79 0

Sounds like they hit the nail on the head, score for your neighbor

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brii95x3 8

Lol your cool for stealing their decoration!

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