Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
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Same thing different taste

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No, that was your blind date. Once he confirmed it was you, he decided to pretend he was waving at someone else. This ploy is straight out of Chapter 3 of "The Douchecanoe Handbook."

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No, that was your blind date. Once he confirmed it was you, he decided to pretend he was waving at someone else. This ploy is straight out of Chapter 3 of "The Douchecanoe Handbook."