Animals and Cats: Pissed

Pissed

By Anonymous - 23/06/2021 04:01

Today, I discovered that my cat will not use a litter box if it has a lid. How did I discover this? The two weeks of crystallized cat pee coating the floor under my 19th century grand piano. FML

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You deserved it 341

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Same thing different taste

By catwoman - 31/10/2009 04:34 - Australia

Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML

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You deserved it 5 481

By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 087

You deserved it 7 120

By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

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You deserved it 4 416

Smells better when turned on

By p0isonOreo68 - 24/09/2020 20:02

Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML

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You deserved it 219

By peevedMcGee - 23/11/2018 17:30

Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 930

You deserved it 225

By GrossedOut - 11/01/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML

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You deserved it 2 424

By Anonymous - 04/03/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I learned that if I don't clean out the litter box everyday, my cat will resort to shitting in the laundry basket. FML

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You deserved it 34 981

By princessbbee - 18/08/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML

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You deserved it 7 143

Needs more training

By catlady'sdaughter - 03/07/2020 17:01

Today, my mom read online you could train cats to relieve themselves in the toilet. Without reading any further, she took away the litter tray. My house reeks of cat piss and shit, and she still refuses to give the cat its litter tray back, insisting it'll work eventually. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 736

You deserved it 164

By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 857

You deserved it 306

randybryant799 20

Monday 21 June 2021 17:01

Holy crap. It took you 2 weeks to figure out the litter box wasn't being peed in? Don't you clean it every day??

Jeremy Strang 7

Wednesday 23 June 2021 6:14

Not only did he fail to clean the litter box, he never once looked at the floor beneath his piano for an entire two weeks. Just how much floor do you have that you wouldn't notice frequent pools of liquid?

Comments

randybryant799 20

Monday 21 June 2021 17:01

Holy crap. It took you 2 weeks to figure out the litter box wasn't being peed in? Don't you clean it every day??

Jeremy Strang 7

Wednesday 23 June 2021 6:14

cacheson 41

Wednesday 23 June 2021 12:35

It’s a very large room and I don’t have a sense of smell. Also I have more than one cat and the litter box is self scooping.

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 23 June 2021 11:17

Litterbox with a lid??

cacheson 41

Wednesday 23 June 2021 12:34

It’s covered, like a mini litter house.

hope jm 5

Wednesday 23 June 2021 15:11

somehow I can't feel sorry for you. how did you not notice when you checked the box to scoop? also is your house that big that you didn't even get close to that area? and how did you not even SMELL it?!?!?! sorry but you're a bad kitty momma.

Yummi_913 18

Thursday 24 June 2021 1:16

If you can see the actual crystals your cat needs a freaking vet. Their bladder is probably building larger stones and it's way cheaper catching it early than dealing with it once catto is blocked. $100-ish vs $1,000+. Blockages are fatal without intervention and excruciating. Your cat WILL hide the pain so don't tell yourself "well he's acting fine" because cats always "act fine" when they're not. If he doesn't go back to the litter box without the lid that's another sign there's something wrong with his health. But it's worth it to take him for his yearly and just get a urinalysis to play it safe.