blacksheep much?

good, no one likes to hear about those anyway breakfast club style "You can it on the boat son!" ;]

you should do something really embarrasing to mom then every one will remember you

You must be reallllly lame.

Try doing something worthwhile in 2010? FYL, YDI.

I really hate those things. Some if my cousins do that, too, and it just comes off to me as bragging. Chances are if you don't talk to them in person or via phone or email that nobody's going to care about Johny being on the honor roll for the fourth time.

So you did nothing noteworthy nor did you they have to mention your impending incarceration, is that really so bad?

I notice you don't mention any of your "achievements". Maybe because there aren't any, which would explain why she didn't include any.

Did Brad Garrett from "Everybody Loves Raymond" write this?

did you achieve anything noteworthy?