Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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Comments (160)
FrietvanPiet 16
I would've done the same.
Enslaved 36
Les Miserables isn't The Rocky Horror Picture Show so shut the hell up!
Levvy 22
But imagine if it were. Javert as a Transylvanian transvestite...
poccocurantes 7
We can do this! Pretty soon everybody will go to the theatre dressed as 18th century French peasants and throw moldy bread at the screen.
TJhudson181 12
"Can you hear the people sing?" Yes, but I don't think he wanted to.
nnnope 26
I know this is irrelevant to the FML but I would just like to take a moment and tell you that, judging by your photo, you have an awesome taste in music. Dream theater is one of my favorite bands.
TJhudson181 12
Thank you.
sar4hboo 16
Well you obviously didn't end this on a high note!
stargirl_95 24
While he could have handled this situation in a much better way, you really shouldn't have been singing. There is nothing more annoying than paying to watch a movie and hearing someone else sing along to all the songs or say the lines.
iamjukEZ 5
I call bull shit
LadyEmi 15
And WHY were you singing in a movie theatre in the first place? That's pretty rude and inconsiderate.
gracehi 31
That guy deserves a medal. There's a special place in hell for people who think everyone in the audience wants to hear their voice during a $9 movie. Y ******* DI.
bybib 20
I'm not all surprised with the drink, had a fist fight over seats in an empty theater for the hobbit the other day. People do drastic things when irritated or pissed these days. I say ydi, people pay to see the movie not you.
charvisioku 22
It would be amazing if your fight was just as the epic music started to play.
bybib 20
That would be awesome. I feel the need to clarify I was not in the fight. Lol one of my other security officers responded.
MeikoD 4
YDI, though the response was a extreme. As a family we've had to ban my father from group outings to the cinema, he asks questions/makes jokes every 30 seconds, it annoying enough for ourselves, let alone all the other strangers who don't love and tolerate him like we do. Leave the singing to home, in public spaces basic etiquette is the go, if you think it could cause offense to you in the wrong circumstance, don't do it even if you think it is the right circumstance...