What an ass

By Benjamin - 25/01/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 773
You deserved it 3 045

Same thing different taste

Top comments

i can picture all of this happening within 2 seconds

Beebow_fml 5

Your coworker sounds like a real pain in the ass, and the head.


i can picture all of this happening within 2 seconds

Were you then sprayed with a fire extinguisher?

I'm pretty sure it did happen that fast...lol this is funny

GoW_Chick 14

K.O.! Don't you just hope someone caught this on video so you can play it in slow motion, and watch it frame by frame.

jarednt39 5

"hey guys do you know how to post videos on Facebook " !

lebronesque73091 12

I'd be so pissed if someone did that to me.

Someone did that to my math teacher in Grade 11.. Good times..(painful too)

Buttsexpirate 9
saIty 17

Surprise butt attack! Lamp to the head! Face Desk! It's super effective!

slushpup9696 12

8 - Oh wow, a guy who makes vague and out of context sexual jokes on the Internet! Wow, you're a unique and special snowflake, aren't you?

74 - 8 was clearly not making a sexual joke. He was instead, making a reference to Pokemon. Just saying.

ChrisTheCalm 9

101- you got the wrong guy. Look at the tard with the brace on his neck. You know, I think that's really him. When you have tourettes you talk all kinda shit, maybe he had that comin'.

AceArctic 4

"I am unique, like a snowflake." Ok snowflake, you be unique. That is until you fall to the ground and become part of a great white conformist mass.

121- but as you can see, as with most replies, you put the number of whom you are talking to/about at the start of your comment. 74's comment started with "8- ..." so I assumed that he/she was talking to 8.

Beebow_fml 5

Your coworker sounds like a real pain in the ass, and the head.

You really should stop commenting or seriously learn English so your not word vomiting dumb crap.

thatKidzmOm 10

60 how was that word vomiting? I'm just curious And if you want to be mean, at least use correct ENGLISH! It's you're not your. Thank you!

So says the person who uses "your" instead of "you're".

desireev 17

60- You are such a jackass! I'll bet it feels good to pick on someone who can't defend themselves! Don't it? You insensitive asshole! Get a life! If you're going to pick on someone, at least pick on someone who knows what to say back to you! English is his 2nd language. And he is desperately trying to learn it! So shut the **** up and GTFO!! Your username is wittygirl. There is NOTHING witty about you AT ALL!! You really should take an English class yourself. "You're"... Not "your"!! Dumbass!

What you do now is give them food that is made with ghost peppers. Then when they scream for water, give them a bottle of vinegar. When they try to throw up, make sure you give them a trash can that you cut the bottom out of. Might be taking it to far but come on, this would be funny.

Dear lord 103 that is harsh! I think the vinegar part is what made me cringe haha

Put super glue on his/her chair and then have fun watching their attempt to escape...

Then spray the co-worker with a fire extinguisher!

Norsk_Emily 8

11- spraying them with a fire extinguisher could kill the person...

Considering their coworker put a tack on their ass and caused them pain a flame thrower being involved is the worst of the ideas I came up with. I thought contacting human resources and then sue the company, then the money you'd get from that could be used to purchase a flamethrower.

StopDropNRoll 11

Now I feel the need to find comment 81 -_-

It's a reply to comment 13. Do you consider him worthy of this hate?

Airman1988 9

At least they didn't give you a pie smash/nut tap/bitch slap (if you watch Tosh.0 you will understand this reference.)

That was worth how many points on the office leaderboards?