Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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PurpleKicks 22
not only would I have dowsed you in my drink but id have also finished off with covering you with popcorn... id have gone above and beyond the call of duty. you dont pay like £10 for you cinema experience to be ruined by someone else's annoying singing, not that id have gone to see "said" film. in my opinion you totally deserve it.
GummyGidget 2
Yes the singing would get annoying, but the guy should've just told you to stop not pouring a drink.. That's a little bit too far.
fordneagles 34
Want to sing along? Go to a damn concert. You deserve every ounce of soda you got.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
His reaction was a bit extreme, but you would have pissed me off too. I hate it when people talk at the cinema, let alone sing, especially if I go see a musical. It means that I am clearly looking forward to the singing part, so I would not have been happy to have it ruined by a singer-wannabe. Live and learn.
thew_fml 14
i see this at the movies and theater all the time now. you are not at home in front of the TV. show some respect. the guy was a douche for dumping the soda, no question, but please STFU
tj5810 21
Sounds to me like you made it 'more' miserable. Pipe it down, OP!
Proughboy 7
FYL Les Missrables is an awesome show and all the songs are so catchy it's hard not to sing along. But if you were singing loud enough for the guy behind you to hear, it was probably a little much
ndy971 8
I don't understand why so many people have voted You Deserved It on this one. Sure, I would've been annoyed too had I been sitting next to you, but still... dumping a soda over someone's head? That's just a dick move. What ever happened to just asking you to stop?
AplJax3 2
There's a good chance that OP was asked more than once to stop, probably by more than just the guy who dumped soda on their head.
perdix 29
As I see it, you owe the guy a soda. Even if you are a better singer than Amanda Seyfried, no one paid to hear you. Think of the people around you, you selfish dunce, and shut the **** up!
AplJax3 2
I got to see Les Miserables on Sunday, but unfortunately did not get to hear any of the songs because of the two women sitting behind me, singing along. Had I had a drink, I would have dumped it in on their heads. You go to the movies to see and hear the show, not the people around you.