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By  gmac91  |  7

As the pastor, I hope your wife was the one making the divorce happen... I also hope this is a joke and didn't actually steal from your own church. God's commandments do not change with the times.

By  Yudith  |  20

When we give to the Church, that does include the maintenance of the pastor's house and the feeding and caring of the pastor himself. You didn't steal anything; this toilet paper was also there for you.

By  BurnInDemonFire  |  26

Whoa there! Does "Thou shalt not steal" ring a bell? I suppose it's better to swipe some TP instead of taking the money from the collection plate. Wait! Don't get any ideas! You'll just have to adjust your budget until you're solvent, again.