Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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Reaper1984 13
when watching a movie, especially at at a theatre SILENCE IS GOLDEN...
Kelishas 9
I think the Soda was a bit dramatic, he could have at least asked you to be quiet first, but people pay to go to a movie to hear the actors singing not you. If you really can't contain yourself wait until the movie comes out on DVD, then watch it on your own and sing until your Geary's content
Namenlos_fml 20
I understand the urges, but there has to be a consensus for that to be appropriate. A good practice is to see movies on their opening night. I wasn't there on Les Miserables' opening night, but I'll bet money that at least a few theaters had people singing along.
RedPillSucks 31
I hope the guy next to you wasn't your date. Time can never mend, The careless whispers of a good friend. To the heart and mind, Ignorance is kind There's no comfort in the truth, Pain is all you'll find.
ihpp 22
Great movie! In any case I'd have asked you nicely to stop. Dumping on soda on your head was a bit much.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Well do you think people pay to listen to a shitty version from the people around them? Even at concerts, I hate when people in the crowd around me act obnoxious like that. You can sing along to the movie when it's out on DVD and you can do it in your own home, NOT when you're surrounded by people who paid to watch and listen to it rather than you.
chuckcloninger 12
You certainly did not deserve that and I think I would have pushed the envelope by having him arrested for assault. Which it was. Make him get an attorney to defend himself and let him worry until the court date when you could drop the charges. Would have been good payback to someone who could not politely ask you to be quiet. However, I must say I understand his frustration at not being able to hear the concert he paid to hear. Hopefully too learned a lesson here. Confine your singing to the shower?
purpleteeth2334 0
You're that idiot! There is always one person in the audience that ruins a movie people pay good money to watch. You deserve several cokes poured on your head. Have some respect for your fellow movie goers and shut your trap!
Isa_fml 20
People don't pay to go to the movies to hear you sing, you jackass.
Gestpacho88 12
I agree that people who sing or talk during a movie are annoying to the highest degree, but unless you asked them multiple times, I think that dumping your soda over someone's head seems a bit over the top. It also probably cost whoever it was who dumped it, considering the cost of movie snacks.