Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Lost in music
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
FREEBIRD!
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Singalong
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Gigs
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Ah, teenage love…
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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chronosphere 18
Rule # 1 in a movie theater: No talking/singing I wouldve done the same thing to you
buddy51 23
I suggest that you sing in a Donald Duck voice next time! Freedom! Moronic inconsiderate movie singers unite!!!!
chrisp87 11
Just think if there was popcorn involved haha I wouldn't have wasted my soda on her/ him.
caysters 12
You deserve it for being disrespectful to everyone in that theater. If have told you to stfu and tossed popcorn at you.
cheymann 4
You deserved every bit!!! STFU in a movie theater!!!!
ballpython 15
At least the kid behind you didn't kick your seat the whole time while gargling his drink and ultimately jumping into your lap... yeah, that actually happened to me.
SneezyBear 27
You know, just an interesting thing - one of my friends is Indian, and according to her Indian cinema is sooo different to here. Here, you go watch a movie and everyone's silent as if they're in a library, except for laughter at some appropr
SneezyBear 27
You know, just an interesting thing - one of my friends is Indian, and according to her Indian cinema is sooo different to here. Here, you go watch a movie and everyone's silent as if they're in a library, except for laughter at some appropriate moments. My friend was absolutely shocked when she went to a cinema here in Australia for the first time. In India, movie-going is SO much more fun and active. The audience members wolf-whistle when the hot actor/actress appears for the first time in the movie, they cheer on the good guy in a fight scene and they sing along and even get up to dance in song sequences. Not sure about any of you guys, and I don't wanna start a huge debate, but I'd love that ten THOUSAND times better than the silent appreciation people expect you to give when you go to a cinema, even during the first few seconds of the movie when nothing's happening. For some reason, my comment didn't work the first time :/
kpo1991 10
I went to an Indian cinema once, and it was literally full of men only. It was an awful film, made worse my the interjections of the crowd, who at one stage were even laughing and cheering at a rape scene. When the victim couldn't have an abortion, more cheers and laughter. I think I prefer silent cinemas in that case.
SneezyBear 27
#75 I don't think my friend's ever experienced something like that, although she has told me that she absolutely hates a lot of Indian men because they are stereotypically the kind of misogynist, pigheaded idiots who would react just like you described, so I can imagine what you experienced may indeed have happened. My friend hasn't been to a movie cinema in India since she was 10 though and she probably only watched family friendly movies that probably were more fun-filled and happy and ..wouldn't have produced that kind of response from the crowd, so I'l admit her opinions are probably biased. I'm also not sure if Indian cinema is still like that, but yeah.
perdix 29
#80, tl;dr. When I was a kid, I heard the word "misogynist," I thought it was spelled "massage-onist" and was someone who gave massages. True story! Ok, carry on with your ranting.
kpo1991 10
I could understand that it could be fun, Indians love to celebrate and get involved, but when they do it's for the good and bad and based on their cultural upbringing. At the cinema I went to, there were only men. This was because the money women earned (if they even worked) went to the children's education so thus couldn't afford the tickets for the cinema. I could understand a cinema in a better off district the would be a more pleasant experience, but those cinemas aren't as common as they are nowhere near affordable to the masses. I just opted to never go to an Indian cinema again haha
Wizboy 17
I'm an Indian. Nope, that's not how it happens. At least not all the time. You just had the misfortune of going into the wrong place at the wrong time. Indian cinemas are largely as #73 described.
SneezyBear 27
when... was I ranting? *confused*
ChibiChibi_fml 27
That sounds absolutely horrible. When I go to movie I want to be able to hear the story and everything going on so that I take in the COMPLETE movie, not miss things the smaller things that alter the story because the person next to me was busy having an interactive experience.
SneezyBear 27
#Chibichibi don't go to an Indian cinema then :P Honestly I think there should be a give and take, while I agree if everyone's carrying on during the talking scenes resulting in dialogue being missed then that's not fun at all, but I don't see anything wrong with, for example, the crowd cheering the good guy during a fight scene, I mean, assuming it's one without any words like most of them - what could you honestly be missing, other than having fun? :)
lilacgold 16
The rules are, never sing along at a show or the cinema unless the thing you are seeing is specifically billed as a singalong. If you really, really can't resist, then mouth the words. Ugh.
rivaraven 35
Why the **** people think it's normal to sing along to songs at concerts etc, when there are others around who would want to listen to the original? Sing to yourself, at home.
Valiumknights44 12
#78 singing along at a concert is totally fine. Most preformers encourage crowd participation. What's the point of going to a concert and standing there like a sheep. You can appreciate the music and sing at the same time. I hate going to a concert and seeing a crowd just standing there emotionless and unresponsive. I saw the smashing pumpkins and everyone was just standing there and not singing or dancing and billy corgan kept asking the crowd if there were enjoying the show ( which was fantastic) and then they would cheer. Bizarre
PrincessPesa 20
No, it is REALLY not okay to sing at concerts. I get the whole "unresponsive audience" bit, especially in smaller venues with less mainstream artists. But when my mom took me to see Sting at the Hollywood Bowl, some chick sat behind us, warbling the entire time. It was such a bummer. I mean, WE ALL KNOW THE WORDS TO ROXANNE. I'm a classically trained vocalist and I don't sing at shows; it's not ******* follow-the-bouncing-ball. There are even signs at the Bowl imploring the audience not to sing along! It's incredibly rude and disruptive to other's experience. Go sing in the car, man!
ballpython 15
Have you been to a concert? most of them are so loud it is hard to hear yourself think let alone hear others sing.