Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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Quiet_one 22
Dumping soda on you was a little excessive (not to mention a complete waste of expensive soda), but you were still in the wrong here. Unless you're the only person in the theater you need to shut up once the movie starts- the people around you paid for the movie, not to listen to you. Singing along is just as rude and obnoxious as talking or texting during the movie, and I would have asked you to be quiet too. For future reference, unless there's some kind of mass group singalong going on or you're performing, it's probably not ok to sing in public. Now you know.
isabellegypsy 12
Well I'm sure you don't like it when people talk in movies OP, singing along is almost more annoying.
c0c0_fml 16
I can't believe he dumped his soda on your head ! What a waste..
CAJustise 9
Next time SHUT UP so people can hear the movie they paid a days wages to see!
Raum 19
165, where the heck do you live that day's wages amount to $10.50 (the most I've personally seen standard tickets go for)?
icychill10_fml 6
Oh well. Should've stfu, but you didn't. Selfish bastard
ChancellorJ 7
Shouldn't sing along with the movie. YDI, although that is harsh.
skyeyez9 24
A cold soda sounds very good right now.
emh86 14
FYL he could have just asked you
Seagulltears 2
I would have dumped my soda, popcorn and nachos on hour head for that crap. YDI
hateevryone 14
Well you can't really blame him. People go to the movies to watch a movie, not to hear people sing. But he took it too far when he dumped the soda on your head.