FML : Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant...

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By heallven / Thursday 31 January 2013 12:26 / France - Ostricourt

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By Kiwi2K17 | 7

#7460356 - Thursday 25 May 2017 23:38

Well, do they?

By StarkWolf_fml | 23

#7603586 - Saturday 24 February 2018 21:19

wise man once said "patience is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza"

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By Kiwi2K17 | 7

#7460356 - Thursday 25 May 2017 23:38

Well, do they?

By StarkWolf_fml | 23

#7603586 - Saturday 24 February 2018 21:19

wise man once said "patience is divine, but never pay full price for a late pizza"

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