Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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Comments (160)
zitro6 3
:slow clap:
sacktasticvoyage 6
raging lad, what a hateful way for that man to do
docscientist 9
It's bad enough to pay $15 to get the privilege of watching commercials and offered concessions priced at a king's ransom to have to also put up with some jackass who thinks movies are interactive.
chubaca2004 6
You deserve it soda and all. If I'm paying an arm and a leg to enjoy a movie stfu its the least you can do.
fireysaje 10
Don't sing in the movie theater... It's just tacky, I probably would've dumped my soda on you too
YooEfO 4
I can see him telling you to shut up but dumping a soda over your head? It's fake, I don't believe it. He would have been thrown out of the theaters. If you told the manager at the movies he would be removed and you would get free tickets. And besides nobody does that... Who wants to waste there expensive soda on some annoying person singing?
jayhawkchik 4
that guy is awesome! He paid to hear Ann Hathaway butcher the songs, not YOU !Also getting you to shut up was apparently worth more that the $5 soda. I went to see chainsaw massacre and the theatre was full of girls loudly losing their damn minds every time Tre songz took off his damn shirt. People should just STFU and watch the damn movie.
deadlydecoy17 8
Don't ruin movies for others.. Lesson learned
bexxiiee 11
YDI, people pay good money to go to the movie theatre and see a movie, not listen to the other cinema-goers singing.
S4ndsurph3r 4
You know that ad they show before the movie that states please be respectful and let others enjoy the movie? Yeah that applies to you too