Today, I saw Les Misérables. I was singing along to one of the songs when the guy next to me dumped his soda over my head and told me to shut up. FML
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Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I was at a concert and I was having so much fun. Unfortunately, this was cut short when the person behind me with the worst halitosis started singing along to the songs. He knew ALL the lyrics. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to go see Les Misérables. I tried to stay tough but completely lost it and started sobbing when Anne Hathaway began singing. My girlfriend called me a wimp and stayed dry-eyed throughout the whole movie. I'm dating a robot. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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iarefatal 9
You must have sounded miserable
ariverperson 11
people go to shows to watch and listen to them, now listen to other people drowning it out with their singing, YDI
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seandoc 13
You must've been singing really loud to interrupt a movie, but his action to it was really immature. He should've just told you to be quiet. What a waste of soda anyway!
da_directioner39 17
Especially since concessions at theatres, especially soda, is overpriced.
SerpentBoy 8
Sing a solo, solo nobody can hear you..
laden_swallow09 34
I think you mean singing tenor. Tenor twenty miles away.
bwzwally8 15
I know I am going to get hell. You've just been dumped.
TheStormsFury 8
Indeed you are. That joke was wrong on sooo many levels.
laden_swallow09 34
30- Do you even know what "wrong" means, let alone different kinds of "wrong"?
thunderr 3
im sure 30 is using "wrong" in a slang.
chrisp87 11
YDI people don't want to hear someone singing along do that somewhere else.
screenager5 35
I hate paying like nine bucks to go see a movie and there's someone talking or laughing loudly or, in this case, singing. I feel the guy's pain even if the soda dumping was a bit extreme. I don't care how much you love Les Mis, YDI for being obnoxious and rude to everyone else who paid good money to see the movie. -___-
bwzwally8 15
It's actually 10.75 aha
gc327072 30
^it varies. For me, matineé is about $8.75.
strawberrywine22 30
$8 for me for a matinee, $11.50 for regular showing :( plus five bucks for a large soda and ten for a large popcorn. Each smaller size is only .25 less than the one larger.
provei 11
Wow then I love my movie theater. I paid only $6 because it was matinee. It's $9 after 5 and $5 on Tuesdays. And the concessions aren't terrible either. Still bad compared to outside the theater, but not as expensive as other people have said. However, even though I only paid $6 I would have been really annoyed to have someone singing the whole time.
middlecyclone 5
Wow. And I thought ours were expensive. It's $8 for a regular show. Half price on Tuesdays. And that's the main theatres. I have no idea why matinees cost though.
Tuffay 14
$5.00 Tuesdays at Cinnabar.
chimocho 8
Wow you guys have cheap cinemas in the US! Lucky. Where I live in England a normal showing is £10.20 ($16.50) and a matinee is £7.90 ($12.50). Food and drink is mega expensive too...
ise3 10
5 for matinee 10 for normal at our local theaters. The guy who did that deserves a high five and a refund for his drink. Although i thought refills are free
screenager5 35
Guys. Nobody gives a shit about your local theater prices. Seriously.
sweetarmogirl 7
Unfortunately I would do the same thing......
Izabushel 65
Same here!
motor_fml 20
FHisLife for wasting $5 to drown out your singing.
heliraptor 13
"drown out," I see what you did there
Tezoma 28
Singing along to a movie? In a theater? You deserve it.
interesting33 36
He could have just asked first!
CynicalWolf 9
Maybe next time sing in your head? Though the guy was a dicksmack. FYL and YDI