Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
Today, I spotted a huge spider in my bedroom. I freaked out at first, but I managed to confront my arachnophobia and killed it with a book. I was ecstatic and went to tell my boyfriend. By the time I returned to my room, the "dead" spider had vanished. Now I'm too scared to sleep. FML
Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML
Today, I reached into my wardrobe to get ready for the day, when something hairy tickled my hand. Imagine my shock seeing a fully-grown wolf spider staring me down from a coat hanger. I grabbed the can of bug spray and let him have it. Half the can later, I now need to re-wash my entire closet. Damn arachnophobia. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, while I was working from home on my laptop and had my feet up on the coffee table, I felt something on my foot. I looked down to see a spider the size of a quarter on top of my bare foot. It started doing something so I froze, hoping it wouldn't bite me. Instead, it anchored the start of its web to my skin. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
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Top comments
leopardwilliam 22
There's only one solution. You need to amputate the foot that touched it. It's the only way.
mattzawesome 28
Something close to that just happened to me! I was in a drive thru when a wasp flew in and landed on the steering wheel. I swore it flew back out but the radiating waves of pain coming from my foot a few minutes later suggested otherwise
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Comments (90)
Bragi 12
Whiner.
A1NoSauce 17
No person should have to endure such horrors....
Beckettze 5
Spiders can be dangerous.
nakros 17
Wolf spiders aren't that dangerous
FemskyD 26
Spiders and cockroaches are tge reason women need man around The house :)
ChristinePi 36
I take care of my own spiders, k thx.
Keiraquarium 12
Lol no, my boyfriend squeals like a pig when he tries to catch a spider. Spiders are creepy, I wouldn't blame a man for being scared of them!
ChristinePi 36
The only logical option is to set everything on fire. Including yourself.
worldclassrager 41
You scared it too and it had to hide in your shoe...
corky1992 33
And that is why you ALWAYS check your shoes first. I'm a little paranoid when it comes to spiders lol, but you knew one was around so you still should have checked. Hope it didn't bite you.
Witchylady 18
Don't you know the golden rule. Always check your shoes.
nakros 17
It's a wolf spider if they bite you it isn't serious ._. But why run from it those things are tiny
Vlen_fml 20
i've seen wolf spider's get up to the size of my palm, they aren't exactly mini's
corky1992 33
I have never seen a "tiny" wolf spider.
itsalanis 25
Go look for a new house. It belongs to the spider now.