Animals: Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant...

By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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By imfromtexas02 - 06/06/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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Buggin' out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 22:00 - Australia

Today, I reached into my wardrobe to get ready for the day, when something hairy tickled my hand. Imagine my shock seeing a fully-grown wolf spider staring me down from a coat hanger. I grabbed the can of bug spray and let him have it. Half the can later, I now need to re-wash my entire closet. Damn arachnophobia. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By Hannah - 04/03/2012 20:46 - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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Freaked

By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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Bobby319 24

Friday 23 September 2016 14:56

Time to burn your house down

Shay_Shay97 23

Friday 23 September 2016 15:09

I would've just straight up cried if I saw that thing. But if it ran across my leg? Oh hell no, it's time to amputate.

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Bobby319 24

Friday 23 September 2016 14:56

Time to burn your house down

ragnarok1540 39

Friday 23 September 2016 15:15

Maybe even the whole neighborhood just to be safe ...

DMC0821 19

Saturday 24 September 2016 4:24

I agree with #5, complete sterilization is needed

Stuffaluffagus 25

Friday 23 September 2016 15:01

Should have just smashed it

heheitscece 16

Friday 23 September 2016 21:11

I can't even look at a spider without wanting to cry. I wouldn't be able to smash one

Shay_Shay97 23

Friday 23 September 2016 15:09

I would've just straight up cried if I saw that thing. But if it ran across my leg? Oh hell no, it's time to amputate.

SpaceToast 25

Friday 23 September 2016 15:11

Don't worry op, I'm sure that your insurance would understand if you burned your house to the ground.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 23 September 2016 18:37

"No, no, it's not insurance fraud. I just saw a spider."

WCARlover 34

Friday 23 September 2016 15:38

It's funny you say "screamed like a little girl" cause for me personally when I was a little girl, I was fearless around spiders. But now I definitely freak out ask someone else to kill them and scream sometimes, too. So I guess I scream like an adult woman that's a wimp :/ lol

cacheson 41

Wednesday 1 February 2017 20:52

I think they mean the pitch and tone of the scream as opposed to the reason for the scream.

aredvulpix 23

Friday 23 September 2016 15:38

That's horrifying. Next time you should just kill it!

chrisbeaudoin 26

Friday 23 September 2016 20:49

When you are afraid of spiders, it's not that easy

BobBricks101 7

Saturday 24 September 2016 7:11

But it's somehow easier to capture and carry it to release it, with the chance of OP's situation happening? Y'all make no sense. Get a shoe and teach that baby how to make some pancakes