By Username - 27/09/2010 00:50 - France

Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML
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MissGrinch 4

What are seat belts for then? Hmm?

lickmyjock 0

I know that is one hell of a mess, but it must smell damn good in your car now. you're never going to have a problem picking up fat chicks in that ride.

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kruzito 0

lol

haha that's funny

..tomorrow OP will get fired

DUHH!! How can you not anticipate that? what can go wrong, will.

solecism 0

85 pounds of meat? that's a week of lady gaga clothes!

LOL. just simply... LOL.

KingDingALing 9

OP, this is a good thing! Now you always have a snack to eat when you're driving! :D

you are so retarded. put the sauce on the floor

strap dat shit down fool

ALWAYS keep the sauce in tuperwares, wrapped in bags, in a cooler surrounded by stuff to keep it in place in the trunk.

No shit einstein.

you should have buckled them up

pronounciations 5

lol

paid2think 0

Lol

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

MissGrinch 4

What are seat belts for then? Hmm?

FFML_314 11

Dead bodies?

MissGrinch 4

#17 is correct. >:)

FFML_314 11

Always!

msiochi12 0

hahahahha I'm sorry, must have been fun to clean up!!

Asstazztic 8

Tell everyone to dig in hahaha

cbr600_fml 0

ha that sucks op just put ur dog in the car for an hour or so he will galdly clean most of it for u

valtraxman69 0

Guess you could say you've got a mess on your hands. OH YEAH!

MasterOfTheXP 2

is the sauce ok? :(

FirstBornUnicorn 0

No. It died in a house fire.

-_- Hilarious.

lickmyjock 0

I know that is one hell of a mess, but it must smell damn good in your car now. you're never going to have a problem picking up fat chicks in that ride.

cyaneyedangel 2

That's just stupid. Was there nothing in your head telling you that it might not be the best idea in the world to have it loose on the front seat? could you not have asked someone to ride along with you to hold them?

^ This I alwayas take into account liquids+breakable objects+putting on the breaks+turning round courners ect when putting things into a car. I know it's easy to forget, but best to get out of the habit of forgetting..