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189 - ah you're right "You know what, I'm going to hang onto the wooden gun." "To give me back my real gun?" "No. I'm going to give you this... It's a rape whistle. You blow that if you're in any trouble, and someone with an actual gun will come and help you out." *Quietly blows the whistle*
Try coming in the next day looking like a douchebag and try again :P
Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.
Really? there aren't any girls who don't go for douchebags? My fiance is the most loving man on the face of the planet and currently overseas defending us in the war in Iraq. He writes to me every day and numbers his letters so I can read them in order in case one comes sooner than another. Even though I haven't seen him in months our love grows for each other every day. So don't tell me that there aren't women who go for the good guys because we are out there. He is far from being a douchebag.
@254 your opinion of your husband is completely redundant. clearly girls wont be going "oh you know what, youre a complete cunt, i like that..." he may be a douche, you wouldnt know, youre the one who likes him. how do you not see that? by the way, im not defending the point, while its true many of the easy girls do go for douchey guys that doesnt apply to the entire female population. besides, guys, if nobody is interested in you, youre the one whos to blame.
My family loves him, my best friends love him. When I introduced him to my best friend she said she was super jealous because I found a guy who only has eyes for me when I walk into a room. My coworkers who have met him say that he's truly a gentleman. He used to bring me flowers weekly when he was home. He has no douchy qualities and it isn't me being blinded by love.
Well now that you know what she likes, do you still want her?
Well, when reading the description of the guy, you have to keep in mind that this is an angry OP writing it. Maybe he had a popped collar, and as douchey as that may be, maybe he was an attractive, charismatic dude.. While OP is on FML bad mouthing him for getting the girl. Also notice OP's way of spelling "guitar dude" on his username.. He might be a creepy 1337 nerd who sits in coffee shops to browse the internet for hours and hours on end.. Or who sits there randomly strumming his guitar in public. Maybe OP is the real douche, which seems to be the case due to his attitude. This was longer than it was meant to be.. TL;DR- Maybe OP's the real douche.
Agreed. I'm not sure what a popped collar is supposed to translate to but it sounds like a superficial way to make a judgement. Maybe he made her laugh. Maybe he makes her laugh every day and decided today was the day he'd finally ask her out. I can't imagine any man making a favourable impression on me by coming from nowhere and saying, "May I please have your telephone number?" Feel the room.
Foe has a good point. A random dude coming up to me and asking for my number would probably result in me flipping him off. Not saying that I would ever go for the douche OP described, but guys are supposed to flirt a LITTLE bit before asking for a number. Unless the OP did a bad job describing, in which case the girl is an insensitive bitch.
She has shitty taste in men. If she were to date you, too, what does that say about you?