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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Ren - 28/12/2012 07:49 - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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Inked2009 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:51

YDI for handing your cellphone to someone you didn't know.

shamwowz 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:49

you were flirting with an asshole.

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vcjesusfreak 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:49

Sorry but I laughed when I read this one.

lolownedimo 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:10

YDI

fugachumi 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 1:01

So this is an an iPod touch? Those things ******* suck!!!!

danthehuman 29

Wednesday 2 July 2014 13:59

Doesn't say what it is.

shamwowz 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:49

you were flirting with an asshole.

Brandibaddass 0

Friday 19 March 2010 10:01

L/-

Inked2009 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:51

YDI for handing your cellphone to someone you didn't know.

Urbanchiller 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 4:14

its better to steal the phone now rather than later on a date, including the car keys, and your purse.

nevershoutmaith 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:52

and THAT is why i don't let people touch my phone hahaha that sucks though

thabeast 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:52

Classy guy... very classy

Malexhe 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:53

YDI, why the hell would you hand your cell phone to someone you just met?

luvmuffin12 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:54

awww that sucks! wat an asshole

TheElfThatLied 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:54

That was kinda funny, sorry. These are things you should know about. Like, when someone asks you 'do you have the time on your phone?' Say NO! They'll just mug it off you. Next time, make a guy dictate their number to you, it just makes sense. FYL but YDI too.

Bart_Oranje 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:01

You don't have to hand your phone to them if they ask you the time :| Just tell them, I find nothing wrong with asking people the time. I do it all the time.