By cowgurl91 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France 5 4 9 47 Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 249 You deserved it 42 352 Tweet Share
By meee - 13/01/2010 00:55 - United States 1 0 10 47 Today, I noticed there was a red truck following me. I walked as fast as I could. I then ran. It followed. I slipped on some ice and fell. I was unable to get up. It stopped beside me and the driver got out. I then said hello to my husband's new car. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 516 You deserved it 23 501 Tweet Share
By absentmindedmoron - 27/09/2009 15:59 - United Kingdom 4 3 6 31 Today, I was walking whilst texting. I thought I was going in a straight line but I ended up walking right into an open phone booth. A woman was inside making a phone call. I lost my balance, pinning her up against the wall. She thought I was attacking her and clobbered me with the receiver. FML I agree, your life sucks 10 544 You deserved it 51 497 Tweet Share