This has The Godfather written all over it!

What the...? How did it..? At least you got some head.

Looks like your cat is giving you a warning. 'Next time it would be yours'.

Aww your little guy loves you! He thinks you're a really shifty hunter and wanted to make sure you had food. On a serious note, a cat is a vicious demon and should be worshipped accordingly - never forget to pay homage to your furry over or.

your cat's metal as ****

My mom’s cat did something similar; killed a bird, and left it for her under the covers at the foot of her bed. Yay cats!

They are almost like human, they too like to keep valuables tucked in the underware drawers.

I think your kitten is pissed you bought the wrong food and just made you an offer you can't refuse.

When a kitten kills a bird it’s sweet, but when a Lion or a tiger kills a poacher people get all worked up. Seriously we need to feed all the poachers to lions and tigers.

Bird heads don't belong in the underwear drawer, they belong under your pillow. Your kitten should know this by now.