Did it smell like his face too?

Well it is No-Shave November... That can't be pretty. Maybe your ex boyfriend rubs armpit on his stubble to remind him of you?

So true

No shave November says nothing about waxing or creams... OP, join eHarmony.

I didnt even know that was possible...

Me gusta

OP, I think you have something deeply wrong with you...

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

It's called Novembeard

*Decembeard

This was actually the sweetest fml I've ever read lol. I bet he'd think it's cute

Jan.... Fuck it doesnt sound good..

That's a WIN

Ew. This is disgusting. AND it's no-shave-November, it mustn't of been nice. Ew.

Lol.

OP you need help!

Have you seen some gymnast now adays? It's hard to think of a body part they CAN'T touch with their heads/faces...

The back of their head?

If she could touch her head to her ******, then she doesn't need a boyfriend. ;)

42, I can touch my head to the back of my thighs... 49, I can put the back of my knees to the back of my head....

Aw, congratulations.

Wowowowowow fo real 74 you can do all that? Amazing!! *clap* *clap*.

74- With a head that big, I'd be surprised if you couldn't.

If she's flexible enough she could

74, he said that you couldn't touch the back of your head to your face. Not the back of your knees, you got lost somewhere in the thread.

Oh well, at least years of stretching pays off....somewhat...

Or can she?

I can touch my wiener head to the back of my thighs...

is that unusual? if so, i guess that's why my wife gets mad but still wants to screw.

Wait for tomorrow's FML...

74 what you want a cookie? Maybe a gold star?

Please Explain What The Rest Of Those ololols Mean..

Please explain why every word is capitalized? That looks much more unnecessary and out of the way than typing some extra ol's. But that's just my opinion.

Please explain the space between the final word and the period

Agreed 99#, wtf is that "hello ." space between word and punctuation crap?

I can't possibly think of a way to respond to this fml...

-99/please/explain/why/there/is/not/a/period/.

Wow thats a...original way of saying your ex-boyfriends face stinks.

*fap fap fap fap*

And past time to shave those things.

Someone's lonely & desperate...

To rub her face in instead?

To rub her face in instead?

Well yes, it would seem much more normal.

Lmfao

You just made my life.

Too bad they broke up.

It's her ex

I was thinking the same thing, like a licking the elbow type situation.

You are missing a question mark.

Maybe OP felt it with her tongue?

45- last time I checked it said face not tongue..

It's still apart of her face..

Just like a is "a part" of apart. Wait....

Your tongue is not part of your face, just like your throat and your brains aren't. Even looked up a definition for you: "The surface of the front of the head from the top of the forehead to the base of the chin and from ear to ear." So unless your tongue is attached somewhere on the front surface of your head, it's not part of the face :)

And technically 54 said its not of your face when she said, apart rather than a part. Guess your grammar knows better.

If your that flexible you shouldn't have much trouble finding a guy

Continue your sentence..,,

"... would you even think to do that?"

My apologies... You Fuck face?