By Anonymous - 25/11/2011 03:51 - United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 182
You deserved it 51 010

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Thank god you can't rub your face in your vagina!

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markrs 0

Did it smell like his face too?

blackheart24 10

Well it is No-Shave November... That can't be pretty. Maybe your ex boyfriend rubs armpit on his stubble to remind him of you?

DetLions32 6

So true

n_epic_fail 14

No shave November says nothing about waxing or creams... OP, join eHarmony.

I didnt even know that was possible...

Muslimgal92 0

Me gusta

OP, I think you have something deeply wrong with you...

Wicked361 8

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

It's called Novembeard

krty402 7

*Decembeard

This was actually the sweetest fml I've ever read lol. I bet he'd think it's cute

Jan.... Fuck it doesnt sound good..

Sabrina8330 0

That's a WIN

Ew. This is disgusting. AND it's no-shave-November, it mustn't of been nice. Ew.

OP you need help!

Thank god you can't rub your face in your vagina!

n_epic_fail 14

Have you seen some gymnast now adays? It's hard to think of a body part they CAN'T touch with their heads/faces...

The back of their head?

LexiMariee16 0

If she could touch her head to her vagina, then she doesn't need a boyfriend. ;)

42, I can touch my head to the back of my thighs... 49, I can put the back of my knees to the back of my head....

2ndSucks 15

Aw, congratulations.

Muslimgal92 0

Wowowowowow fo real 74 you can do all that? Amazing!! *clap* *clap*.

74- With a head that big, I'd be surprised if you couldn't.

nikki_kay_13 3

If she's flexible enough she could

74, he said that you couldn't touch the back of your head to your face. Not the back of your knees, you got lost somewhere in the thread.

Oh well, at least years of stretching pays off....somewhat...

Or can she?

pandabacon243 0

I can touch my wiener head to the back of my thighs...

is that unusual? if so, i guess that's why my wife gets mad but still wants to screw.

ur2nvthis85 3

Wait for tomorrow's FML...

74 what you want a cookie? Maybe a gold star?

socalsky 0

Lolololol Awkward .

CookieMonstr19 0

Please Explain What The Rest Of Those ololols Mean..

Please explain why every word is capitalized? That looks much more unnecessary and out of the way than typing some extra ol's. But that's just my opinion.

Mister_Triangle 21

Please explain the space between the final word and the period

Agreed 99#, wtf is that "hello ." space between word and punctuation crap?

I can't possibly think of a way to respond to this fml...

SirObvious 1

-99/please/explain/why/there/is/not/a/period/.

mama2b3 20

That's pretty sad...

Wow thats a...original way of saying your ex-boyfriends face stinks.

*fap fap fap fap*

Strafeh 9

5rd.

luvliidee21 5

that means it's way past time to move on!

And past time to shave those things.

4everblackjack 10

Someone's lonely & desperate...

You need some cats or something

pfx2_fml 15

To rub her face in instead?

pfx2_fml 15

To rub her face in instead?

Well yes, it would seem much more normal.

princess151617 4

Lmfao

You just made my life.

You need to see your bf more often

Too bad they broke up.

It's her ex

shinychic_96 7

LOL How does your face reach

hilary56 0

I was thinking the same thing, like a licking the elbow type situation.

GrammarTrolls 0

You are missing a question mark.

Maybe OP felt it with her tongue?

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

45- last time I checked it said face not tongue..

It's still apart of her face..

Just like a is "a part" of apart. Wait....

Your tongue is not part of your face, just like your throat and your brains aren't. Even looked up a definition for you: "The surface of the front of the head from the top of the forehead to the base of the chin and from ear to ear." So unless your tongue is attached somewhere on the front surface of your head, it's not part of the face :)

And technically 54 said its not of your face when she said, apart rather than a part. Guess your grammar knows better.

bossroyd 4

If your that flexible you shouldn't have much trouble finding a guy

Strafeh 9

How in the... Hell

Continue your sentence..,,

tsim_fml 0

"... would you even think to do that?"

Strafeh 9

My apologies... You Fuck face?