By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML
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Same thing different taste

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leogachi 15
EnvyMe33 26

Out of all the things to use to scratch your armpit, why the hell would you use that?!? How rude!!

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Well aren't you just a scoundrel and a liar.

leogachi 15
EnvyMe33 26

Out of all the things to use to scratch your armpit, why the hell would you use that?!? How rude!!

So now you're disgusting AND a liar. Kinda makes me wonder what else you lie about if you'll lie over something that small. I'm sure your husband wonders, too.

onceuponatime456 16

Why do you lie to your husband?

onceuponatime456 16

Why do you lie to your husband?

One: That's gross. Have some respect for your husband as well as other people's property. Two: Now he might start wondering what else you were lying about.

Good job. Now you're on the fast track to him never trusting you again.

FightsBlankets 3