Love: Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard...

By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Princeton

Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML

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leogachi 15

Sunday 12 February 2017 14:07

Why would you even do that?

EnvyMe33 26

Sunday 12 February 2017 14:19

Out of all the things to use to scratch your armpit, why the hell would you use that?!? How rude!!

WinterChild 20

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Sunday 12 February 2017 14:04

Well aren't you just a scoundrel and a liar.

leogachi 15

Sunday 12 February 2017 14:07

Why would you even do that?

EnvyMe33 26

Sunday 12 February 2017 14:19

Out of all the things to use to scratch your armpit, why the hell would you use that?!? How rude!!

engineerosaurus 26

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Sunday 12 February 2017 14:56

So now you're disgusting AND a liar. Kinda makes me wonder what else you lie about if you'll lie over something that small. I'm sure your husband wonders, too.

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 12 February 2017 15:12

Why do you lie to your husband?

onceuponatime456 16

Sunday 12 February 2017 15:13

Why do you lie to your husband?

Nnzyb 8

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Sunday 12 February 2017 15:45

One: That's gross. Have some respect for your husband as well as other people's property. Two: Now he might start wondering what else you were lying about.