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So you're complaining that your mother loves you? Seems legit.
.... lock the door? I will never understand why people go to the bathroom, whether to shower or use the toilet, and don't lock the door. It's not that hard to figure out.
I ALWAYS lock the door ._. Can't image life without it(haha...)
Perhaps because some people aren't ashamed of their bodies?
It is hard when the locks broken or non-existent
Hey genius, not all bathroom doors have locks. Honestly I don't understand why people don't understand any other possibilities before posting a comment...
I would hope that the door had a lock, just in case. Wouldn't want any relatives waltzing in while you're doing your...business.
Lucky bastard... Gets two "once-in-lifetime" hugs. :( Also 2: I leave the door unlocked when taking a shower do other people can use the pot. I trust nobody will violate me while I'm in the shower.
Oh my.... So other people*
Yeah, but if they flush, you'll scald yourself. :-(
#13 I'm not ashamed of my body, that still doesn't mean I want anyone in my family seeing me completely naked. If it was my boyfriend or a friend I wouldn't care, but my mom? Uh, awkward. #22 I guess passive aggressiveness is super cool too. I've lived & traveled all over the USA (where the OP posted from) and I've NEVER seen a place that didn't have locks on the bathroom doors. Also it's not that hard to put your own lock on a door, unless of course you enjoy people walking in on you showering or taking a shit or whatever else you get up to in the bathroom. But moar sarcastic comments, plz. i c u lurkin.
54- Refer to the second section of my first comment. Not everyone expects ANYONE to barge in to your own house, and go straight to the bathroom for family time.
My bathroom doesn't have a lock. o.o Luckily the shower can be heard through the door/walls. >.>
So you've gone to every house to see if they have a lock on their bathroom door? Cool story bro. Maybe it's the only bathroom in the house and she doesn't lock the door invade people need to use it also? My sister and I do that we share a bathroom. It's not uncommon to leave your door unlocked when taking a shower just saying.
54, the El Tovar hotel at the Grand Canyon. At least not when I was there in 95, maybe they modernized a bit by now.
My family isn't allowed to lock the bathroom doors because my sister has Epilepsy, and if the door was locked and she feel or hit her head, she could get seriousy injured. So yea not all people can lock their bathroom doors.
It does say she came home, I don't know about you guys, but when I am home alone, I don't feel the need to lock the bathroom door.
This guy i know locked the bathroom door when he was in the shower, fainted hit his head and they had to knock the door down
54 - you do realize that your mom saw you naked all the time when you were a baby. She gave birth to you, changed your diapers, and bathed you. Not voting on this one, it's too funny and is now in my favorites.. Think of it this way op, you will have an epic story to tell in the future.
I'm still curious why he was in the shower "still completely clothed".
Because it is a waist if time especially in this situation where their mom wasnt home at the time. Also there's the odd chance that in one of those tub-showers that you fall and seriously hurt yourself; always nice to give someone the ability to get to your uncoinious body before the water fill up.
82- OP wasn't still clothed. It was Op's mother who was still in her clothes :)
Well I know some bathrooms do not have locks on the door for safety reasons. I mean, what would happen if you fell and no one could bust the door down? I'd rather have someone barge in on me. And I doubt her drunk mom would have any memory of this..
exactly what 22 said not every fn bathroom door has a lock I have a 3 bathroom house and not one has a lock only coz 2 of them are sliding doors not open shut doors, well only my room with a ensuite has a lock on the main bedroom door
*sigh*
Uhm, it's their own house. I don't lock my door in my own home. Now, if I was at someone else's house, that's a different story.
Ciel Phantomhive........nice pic anyways locking the door always a nice idea
Well, if nobody's home when you go in there, you don't really think of that.
Or a brother
Just be glad it wasn't Sandusky, he too comes back for seconds. But with no clothes.
I agree. Incest is okay, as long as it isn't gay. Or at least not two guys. Am I right?
Being Arabic that never happens. I just get yelled at for every thing I do.
*Herbert voice* "Haaay Hannaaah. Would you mind helping me clean off?"
"Hajalogando! Do not forget your RPG!" Something like that?
These are one of those moments when you thank God she was not naked. I know I do when it happens to me
How often does this happen to you?! I know naked hugs in the shower are pretty rare in my family.
Well it doesn't happen THAT often, otherwise it would be weird.
LOL... Your family sounds fun! ;)
This is why you must shower with an Uzi. Your mom only pretended to be drunk just to give you a wake-up call about the dangers of unwanted intrusions during a shower. Let this be a warning...
Hey look! You didn't swear this time!
Oh yea, **** FUCKETY **** **** SHIT!!!!! :)
There we go, the Earth's balance has been restored. Have a nice day. ^_^
And ****.
Uzis suck use an mp5 or a s&w 500
41, I'm scared.
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.... lock the door? I will never understand why people go to the bathroom, whether to shower or use the toilet, and don't lock the door. It's not that hard to figure out.
Ask least it wasnt your dad