Anonymous
United States
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Anonymous
Princeton, United States
Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
altocrm
France
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Anonymous
Poznan, Poland
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
Anon
Twins
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Anonymous
Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
GOAWAY
Jefferson City, United States
Creepy guy
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
Top comments
QuisMysterium 4
-forever alone-
detective_oreo 0
Thank god you can't rub your face in your ******!
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Comments (259)
jayejayejaye122 3
Seriously?
joee182 3
HoW iN tH3 H3Lz dId U dO ThAt?o_O
IndigoFuckYou 9
It physically hurt my eyes to read that.
ikickgingers 15
I didn't realize that comment contained words...
jessief623 4
For real learn how to type in English or get the **** out of here
error_031 0
Gud job wit the txt typin lol. =) Cuz thiz aint language art claz ppl so shut the *** up
bjr1208 3
You need Jesus...
moonballsFTW 0
That's really gross. A) because you should NOT be able to reach your armpit with your face ( ya I tried) and B) that's just really disgusting
Crystal55621 19
-no comment, except this one. So it basically is a comment, but I'm saying it's not.-
Zoranius 6
That's sad.. Maybe to sad..
jroxursox1 10
This coming from the person who has forever alone as their pic lol. They would know (:
osnapitzjp 0
You must be a crazy grudge bitch to be able to do that. I can just reach my armpit with my chin. Crazy fool
osnapitzjp 0
I'm also thinking of all the people trying to touch their armpit with their chin after they read this.
PeachyJinx 7
Ew. I see why he's your ex lol
trg568 7
read this was tempted to try but i didnt