Anonymous
United States
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Anonymous
Princeton, United States
Today, my husband caught me scratching my armpit with his beard brush. Just last week I swore that I never touch it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
altocrm
France
Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
Anonymous
Poznan, Poland
Multiusage
Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML
Anon
Twins
Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML
Jasmine
Sacramento, United States
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Anonymous
Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
GOAWAY
Jefferson City, United States
Creepy guy
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store. Before I knew what was happening, he'd sniffed me and started whimpering about how I don't smell like I used to. He does this kind of crazy shit all the time. FML
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QuisMysterium 4
-forever alone-
detective_oreo 0
Thank god you can't rub your face in your ******!
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Comments (259)
ImaginaryFoe 1
How the hell did you reach it?
FYLDeep 26
I was about to ask the same thing. There's no ******* way I can reach mine.
FYLDeep 26
Yeah, but how do you get your face up against your armpit. I tried pretty hard after reading this and the thing that really seems to hinder my ability is the fact that my head is connected to my neck.
FYLDeep 26
Especially since the word you were looking for was "lying".
Isoldael 27
Can do both the elbow thing and rub my chin/cheek under my elbow... I bet this FML was made just to make us all look like idiots, trying this.
x_KL_x 7
No... they're telling the truth.
x_KL_x 7
No... they're telling the truth.
ImaginaryFoe 1
And all this time I thought I was special because I could touch my nose with my tongue or rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time. I suppose next you'll be telling me you can stick your elbow in your ear?
JinxosGirl87 0
She just has really long stubble :O
maryam8869 7
thats soo sad .. find a new one even better than ur ex and he help u to move on .. nothing can make u forget a love except a new love
GrammarTrolls 0
*so
maryam8869 7
:/ correct for me guys .. it will help me in next comments ..
maryam8869 7
but so* i did it long coz its sooo sad :/
FlyingWhisps 5
There are so many reasons why this is sad and by sad, I mean pathetic. No offense, OP.
datoismyname 22
Ew that's nasty.
CookieMonstr19 0
(Cleveland Voice) :D
randomhangul 4
I wasn't aware that was physically possible. Oh the things I learn from lonely people :D
GrammarTrolls 0
You are missing a period after people.
randomhangul 4
My apologies. I was too excited over the use of my smiley face I forgot proper English.
purple91 8
33 has too much time
4realz226 0
Good one! ;)
MsSoulReaper 27
Yeah, not creepy at all OP.
heyyy464 1
Ya you better start collecting cats
GrammarTrolls 0
*Yeah
DaniPandi 22
Um, wtf?
death_dolphin24 0
It's ok. I squeeze my man-boobs every night since my girlfriend left. Just kidding. That's nasty.
renniepenny 5
Is that physically possible?
theeNSP 0
Apparently