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'Cause you know, that is definitely a name your kid won't be made fun over. Go treat your grandfather with something really nice, OP.

Your father's a smart man.

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Your father's a smart man.

I dont know about that. Instead of Anthrax, their name could still be pretty bad. I see Cheeseburger-9000 is their screen name, what if that is also their real name????

Dinkleburg!?!

I hope you are very thankful for your grandpa

I should've guessed my reference was to old for the majority of people here

For once on this site, go grampa.

Hey, at least you would be feared! No bullies at school :)

Just imagine if he had gotten lost in an airport as a child "ANTHRAX! ANTHRAX!!!!!!!!" *chaos* "Excuse me sir, you're going to have to come with me for questioning'

Well make sure you are worth 200 otherwise your grand dad might change your name and get his money back.

'Cause you know, that is definitely a name your kid won't be made fun over. Go treat your grandfather with something really nice, OP.

Grampaw wanted you to be named Osama instead?

No he wanted him named cheeseburglar_9000

Anthrax is a pretty sweet rockstar name, after all...and you know you can change your name, right?

Yeah but you most likely can't change it while growing up.

He should have been called Slayer instead. More badass.

You can at any age. You just have to pay for it. At least in America you can.

Your grandpa deserves a million hugs from you.

You are not, so there is no real problem. I know what kinds rediculous names I could have had, I really got lucky. So you are lucky to OP. Besides would your dad have called your sister Sarin, VX or Mustard?

Sarin sounds like such a nice name, like her sister Chlamydia

At least Chlamydia doesn't kill you, and spreading Chlamydia is way more fun than spreading Sarin.

bro you missed out! you could have rocked that name. it's infectious

I guess that's a risk when your Dad is a metalhead.

Well, I'd never name my son "Metallica."