Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
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- Australia - Darlinghurst
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MissSatan
| 16
Casually get up and say "and that, my friends, is a perfect example of what not to do"
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CrikOgresmasher
| 19
Should've pulled a Willy Wonks and pretended it was on purpose
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CrikOgresmasher
| 19
Should've pulled a Willy Wonks and pretended it was on purpose
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rbubbles
| 20
Well you didn't drown, use your situation as a prime example on how to keep yourself afloat if you fall into water
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BSnapZ
| 21
I really hate it when people post a completely unrelated comment as a reply to the first comment, just so that it appears at the top.
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baseballbv
| 17
He needed to follow up with, "If you practice hard enough, you'll be able to do that".
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elibel
| 16
Hopefully you didn't have your phone in you!
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blueiceninja
| 13
I would hope he didn't have his phone IN him.
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jake_braves
| 25
Ohh the humiliation, brutal! Lol sorry OP but this is funny. I feel bad for you though.
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Aquila_Umbrae
| 26
Ouch. Did you have a nice trip?
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coklara
| 15
I hope he has a nice fall
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Aquila_Umbrae
| 26
I forgot FML hates jokes.
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jake_braves
| 25
I liked your joke 49/2 it was a good one.
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Aquila_Umbrae
| 26
Yay, someone with a sense of humor!
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markcallanan_
| 20
And tat
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MissSatan
| 16
Casually get up and say "and that, my friends, is a perfect example of what not to do"
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Monkey_language
| 15
"And that, my friends, is why you always check your surroundings when approaching a swimming pool!"
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mister_icicle
| 17
First lesson - watch your step. ;-)
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Is he gonna drown himself and then say "lesson number 2, try not to drown"
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BlueConverse
| 7
that's not funny.
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markcallanan_
| 20
And that my friends, is how to do a belly flop
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foxwasalamb
| 24
well to be fair, you're not teaching them how to walk. your swimming abilities as a coach have not yet been compromised
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MrConcise
| 34
But his drowning abilities have. He got out of such a perilous situation and lived to tell about it!
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demonhunter3220
| 14
"And that, everybody, is what not to do. Hope it's helpful to someone."
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Corvo_Attano_4
| 12
Act like you did it on purpose and then make them practice their belly flops
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xoteeshaox
| 22
I think whoever's equipment bag who was out in the open should be forced to do the belly flop.
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ethan_unoxx
| 29
Ouch. That hurt.