By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
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MissSatan 16
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Casually get up and say "and that, my friends, is a perfect example of what not to do"

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CrikOgresmasher 19
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Should've pulled a Willy Wonks and pretended it was on purpose

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CrikOgresmasher 19
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Should've pulled a Willy Wonks and pretended it was on purpose

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rbubbles 20
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Well you didn't drown, use your situation as a prime example on how to keep yourself afloat if you fall into water

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BSnapZ 21
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I really hate it when people post a completely unrelated comment as a reply to the first comment, just so that it appears at the top.

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baseballbv 17
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He needed to follow up with, "If you practice hard enough, you'll be able to do that".

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elibel 16
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Hopefully you didn't have your phone in you!

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blueiceninja 13
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I would hope he didn't have his phone IN him.

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jake_braves 25
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Ohh the humiliation, brutal! Lol sorry OP but this is funny. I feel bad for you though.

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Aquila_Umbrae 26
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Ouch. Did you have a nice trip?

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coklara 15
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I hope he has a nice fall

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Aquila_Umbrae 26
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I forgot FML hates jokes.

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jake_braves 25
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I liked your joke 49/2 it was a good one.

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Aquila_Umbrae 26
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Yay, someone with a sense of humor!

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markcallanan_ 20

And tat

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MissSatan 16
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Casually get up and say "and that, my friends, is a perfect example of what not to do"

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Monkey_language 15
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"And that, my friends, is why you always check your surroundings when approaching a swimming pool!"

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mister_icicle 17
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First lesson - watch your step. ;-)

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Is he gonna drown himself and then say "lesson number 2, try not to drown"

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BlueConverse 7
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that's not funny.

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markcallanan_ 20

And that my friends, is how to do a belly flop

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foxwasalamb 24
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well to be fair, you're not teaching them how to walk. your swimming abilities as a coach have not yet been compromised

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MrConcise 34
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But his drowning abilities have. He got out of such a perilous situation and lived to tell about it!

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demonhunter3220 14
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"And that, everybody, is what not to do. Hope it's helpful to someone."

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Corvo_Attano_4 12

Act like you did it on purpose and then make them practice their belly flops

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xoteeshaox 22
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I think whoever's equipment bag who was out in the open should be forced to do the belly flop.

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ethan_unoxx 29
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Ouch. That hurt.

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