FML : Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front...

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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By Anonymous / Thursday 31 July 2014 05:00 / Australia - Darlinghurst

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By MissSatan | 16

#6024053 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:38

Casually get up and say "and that, my friends, is a perfect example of what not to do"

By CrikOgresmasher | 19

#6024050 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:37

Should've pulled a Willy Wonks and pretended it was on purpose

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By CrikOgresmasher | 19

#6024050 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:37

Should've pulled a Willy Wonks and pretended it was on purpose

rbubbles | 20

#6024154 - Thursday 31 July 2014 15:26

Well you didn't drown, use your situation as a prime example on how to keep yourself afloat if you fall into water

BSnapZ | 21

#6024160 - Thursday 31 July 2014 15:42

I really hate it when people post a completely unrelated comment as a reply to the first comment, just so that it appears at the top.

baseballbv | 17

#6024199 - Thursday 31 July 2014 16:53

He needed to follow up with, "If you practice hard enough, you'll be able to do that".

elibel | 16

#6024340 - Thursday 31 July 2014 19:29

Hopefully you didn't have your phone in you!

blueiceninja | 13

#6024346 - Thursday 31 July 2014 19:34

I would hope he didn't have his phone IN him.

jake_braves | 25

#6024996 - Friday 1 August 2014 16:59

Ohh the humiliation, brutal! Lol sorry OP but this is funny. I feel bad for you though.

By Aquila_Umbrae | 26

#6024051 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:37

Ouch. Did you have a nice trip?

coklara | 15

#6024382 - Thursday 31 July 2014 20:06

I hope he has a nice fall

Aquila_Umbrae | 26

#6024467 - Thursday 31 July 2014 22:37

I forgot FML hates jokes.

jake_braves | 25

#6024999 - Friday 1 August 2014 17:01

I liked your joke 49/2 it was a good one.

Aquila_Umbrae | 26

#6025033 - Friday 1 August 2014 17:50

Yay, someone with a sense of humor!

By markcallanan_ | 20

#6024052 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:37

And tat

By MissSatan | 16

#6024053 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:38

Casually get up and say "and that, my friends, is a perfect example of what not to do"

Monkey_language | 15

#6024111 - Thursday 31 July 2014 13:59

"And that, my friends, is why you always check your surroundings when approaching a swimming pool!"

By mister_icicle | 17

#6024054 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:38

First lesson - watch your step. ;-)

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#6024371 - Thursday 31 July 2014 19:53

Is he gonna drown himself and then say "lesson number 2, try not to drown"

BlueConverse | 7

#6026167 - Saturday 2 August 2014 20:34

that's not funny.

By markcallanan_ | 20

#6024055 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:39

And that my friends, is how to do a belly flop

By foxwasalamb | 24

#6024056 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:42

well to be fair, you're not teaching them how to walk. your swimming abilities as a coach have not yet been compromised

MrConcise | 34

#6024069 - Thursday 31 July 2014 12:09

But his drowning abilities have. He got out of such a perilous situation and lived to tell about it!

By demonhunter3220 | 14

#6024057 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:42

"And that, everybody, is what not to do. Hope it's helpful to someone."

By Corvo_Attano_4 | 12

#6024059 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:46

Act like you did it on purpose and then make them practice their belly flops

xoteeshaox | 22

#6024496 - Thursday 31 July 2014 23:19

I think whoever's equipment bag who was out in the open should be forced to do the belly flop.

By ethan_unoxx | 29

#6024060 - Thursday 31 July 2014 11:50

Ouch. That hurt.

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