By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 01:15 - India - Ahmedabad

Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML
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How could it not take really strong way to go such travel? Is the deed not fully awake this month? You told a plan later. Introducing the Random Comment Generator, guaranteed to be 50% more intelligible than 75% of the usual FML comments. From BastardCorp, the company that brought you the Idiot-English Translation Engine.

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How could it not take really strong way to go such travel? Is the deed not fully awake this month? You told a plan later. Introducing the Random Comment Generator, guaranteed to be 50% more intelligible than 75% of the usual FML comments. From BastardCorp, the company that brought you the Idiot-English Translation Engine.

Shakespeare, Doc?

My profile pic.

How do type such a long comment and still be #1

Magic DocBastard is magic.

Because he isn't just a doctor, he's *the* Doctor. TARDIS and all.

Sounds like perdix is DocBastard's apprentice. Kudos to DocBastard and perdix. There's a program like that on every phone. You can edit it. It's called Quick Messaging.

Bah, perdix has been developing his machine for much longer than I have. I just decided to put out an inferior product first just to corner the market.

So Doc...... will 3 easy payments of $39.99 do it? And will this eventually be upgraded to work on all websites with comment sections?

You, sir, just won the internet.

Next project doc, how about a random FML generator?

Where do I buy the Idiot-English Translation Engine?

How did you find out?

I'm not gonna tell you how she OP did, i'm gonna tell you to go use cleverbot and realize on your own how she did realize it was a program responding.

Thats genius

I agree and I can understand why she did it if op never stops texting even to general automated replies.

Must be a good program.

Your friend sounds like an evil genius.

I think the app developer deserves a pat on the back.

I could definitely use that program. ..

Your "friend". Someone that does that to you is not a friend

So your friends have never played a joke on you? What a sad, lonely, humourless existence you must lead.

Sounds like fun, honestly. I agree with Doc on this one. You gotta have a little fun sometimes. Either OP is just that annoying, or it's fun to troll her. Either way, I want this program!

Tell me more about this topic you have brought up.

She sounds like an evil Genius!

That sucks dude..be more interesting