Shakespeare, Doc?

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How do type such a long comment and still be #1

Magic DocBastard is magic.

Because he isn't just a doctor, he's *the* Doctor. TARDIS and all.

Sounds like perdix is DocBastard's apprentice. Kudos to DocBastard and perdix. There's a program like that on every phone. You can edit it. It's called Quick Messaging.

Bah, perdix has been developing his machine for much longer than I have. I just decided to put out an inferior product first just to corner the market.

So Doc...... will 3 easy payments of $39.99 do it? And will this eventually be upgraded to work on all websites with comment sections?

You, sir, just won the internet.

Next project doc, how about a random FML generator?

Where do I buy the Idiot-English Translation Engine?

I'm not gonna tell you how she OP did, i'm gonna tell you to go use cleverbot and realize on your own how she did realize it was a program responding.

I agree and I can understand why she did it if op never stops texting even to general automated replies.

I think the app developer deserves a pat on the back.

So your friends have never played a joke on you? What a sad, lonely, humourless existence you must lead.

Sounds like fun, honestly. I agree with Doc on this one. You gotta have a little fun sometimes. Either OP is just that annoying, or it's fun to troll her. Either way, I want this program!