Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
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x_Cupcakes
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Black and yellow! (:
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DahkLohd
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You could have just said "black cock." "Giant black cock" is a bit redundant.
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apcfan009
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lmao wow. im sure it brings out the
paint job at least?
paint job at least?
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lolbrick
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yeah, cause nothing brings out the yellow on your house like a giant, crudely drawn, black cock.
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xxst3althshotxx
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Just cover it up with more black paint, it will look a lot better.
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ey3seecold
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black and yellow black and yellow come on every1 let's sing together black and yellow black and yellow..
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hahafylop
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black and yellow black an yellow black and yellow black and yellow! chorus! black black black, and black and yellow, and black, and yel-l-o-o-ooooooo!
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MuZex3
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Black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow!
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killjimmy
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Black cock, yellow paint, my neighbors scared of me but the gays ain't
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DahkLohd
| 4
You could have just said "black cock." "Giant black cock" is a bit redundant.
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KaitHud
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^ haha
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rallets
| 22
nothing covers up a black cock very well
zing!!
also, yea, uh huh, you know what it is, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!!!
zing!!
also, yea, uh huh, you know what it is, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!!!
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Kefka91
| 15
If I were them I woulda spray painted "eat pussy" across the side of the building in huge letters.
Then you can have a couple of song-bird jesus-freak dealers outside your house making dick and fart jokes and shmokin' some weed.
Then you can have a couple of song-bird jesus-freak dealers outside your house making dick and fart jokes and shmokin' some weed.
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nae_nae7890
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did you think it was a joke when they said " once you go black, you never go back"?!?!??
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funktown
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153, one of the funniest comments I've read on here hahahahah
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skanksonaplane
| 0
it's true. they are bigger. mmmm
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shea300
| 5
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x_Cupcakes
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Black and yellow! (:
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littlegreen
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lol
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MauriceWinifred
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darn! I was about to make a crack about black and yellow
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ipwnlosers
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22-Put some clothes on..
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lolbrick
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48 - put a paper bag on, or preferably plastic.
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weissesengel
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54-dont b an asshole. how bout we put some clothes on. and the chik under hers prettay so shush yo mush
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lolbrick
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56 - I'm pretty sure 48 is a guy
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bballchamp43
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black and yellow
black and yellow
black cock, yellow paint
black and yellow
black cock, yellow paint
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Sazzers
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It's Gerard Way of MCR
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DavLynn
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Damn.. you beat me to it : /
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TaylorTotsYumm
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#22's picture is pretty funny.
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MaskedAspen
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everyone steals my thunder.
oh & yeah 22 , that's nasty .. this is a public website, pretty sure we're not interested in seeing your almost nudes.
oh & yeah 22 , that's nasty .. this is a public website, pretty sure we're not interested in seeing your almost nudes.
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linzb752
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22 is a girl. the picture over the crotch area is a cat. not a weenie-dog
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yanayo
| 0
lol!
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jewban
| 3
leave Maurice alone!!
it's their picture leave them be.
it's their picture leave them be.
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kaylaraeh
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Those who are complaining about 22's picture, get over it and worry about something else for a change and mind your own business instead if getting all up in hers. It's a picture, you can't see any genitals, so I'm pretty sure you all will survive.
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Oh my god.
Gerard Way is such a pretty girl, ain't he?
Oh my god.
Gerard Way is such a pretty girl, ain't he?
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sammy92
| 0
Lmfao!
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bloodkarma
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I was gonna say this!
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lolbrick
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wow... thats just really racist.
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mitri_fml
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you'll have a hard time fixing that
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TheOptimist
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He was proving the point that even though you have a nice freshly painted house, his black dick is scientifically proven to more than likely be bigger than your white dick.
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afdude87
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primer first or pick a new color :)
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rockr_chick
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dang i never get to read these comments before they get moderated...
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lolbrick
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Well this shows, again, the truth of the adage "once you go black, you never go back"
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Alexxcunningham
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you just made my night with this xD
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marmlr339
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lol!!!
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glitterypink
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mine too!!
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LeFrogDog
| 27
in least the house is not white.....
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marinus_fml
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Cockheads these days...
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noto_fml
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well
atleast u tried.
atleast u tried.
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lolbrick
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But he didn't try HARD enough. hehe. he wasn't using his HEAD when he made that joke.
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DaTurdTickler
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double fail
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sovetskiy
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^
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Inspired22
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Two choices: A, get a professional to remove it. B, paint it a different color. That sucks, though! What a royal pain!
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lolbrick
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no, thats not what you meant. you even used the word "people" to clarify how racist you are.