By Stormbringer - 01/02/2011 06:37

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
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DahkLohd 4

You could have just said "black ****." "Giant black ****" is a bit redundant.

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apcfan009 0

lmao wow. im sure it brings out the paint job at least?

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lolbrick 0

yeah, cause nothing brings out the yellow on your house like a giant, crudely drawn, black ****.

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xxst3althshotxx 1

Just cover it up with more black paint, it will look a lot better.

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ey3seecold 0

black and yellow black and yellow come on every1 let's sing together black and yellow black and yellow..

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hahafylop 4

black and yellow black an yellow black and yellow black and yellow! chorus! black black black, and black and yellow, and black, and yel-l-o-o-ooooooo!

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MuZex3 0

Black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow!

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killjimmy 0

Black ****, yellow paint, my neighbors scared of me but the gays ain't

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DahkLohd 4

You could have just said "black ****." "Giant black ****" is a bit redundant.

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rallets 22

nothing covers up a black **** very well zing!! also, yea, uh huh, you know what it is, black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!!!

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Kefka91 15

If I were them I woulda spray painted "eat pussy" across the side of the building in huge letters. Then you can have a couple of song-bird jesus-freak dealers outside your house making dick and fart jokes and shmokin' some weed.

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nae_nae7890 0

did you think it was a joke when they said " once you go black, you never go back"?!?!??

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funktown 2

153, one of the funniest comments I've read on here hahahahah

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skanksonaplane 0

it's true. they are bigger. mmmm

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MauriceWinifred 0

darn! I was about to make a crack about black and yellow

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lolbrick 0

48 - put a paper bag on, or preferably plastic.

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weissesengel 0

54-dont b an asshole. how bout we put some clothes on. and the chik under hers prettay so shush yo mush

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bballchamp43 0

black and yellow black and yellow black ****, yellow paint

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

#22's picture is pretty funny.

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MaskedAspen 6

everyone steals my thunder. oh & yeah 22 , that's nasty .. this is a public website, pretty sure we're not interested in seeing your almost nudes.

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linzb752 0

22 is a girl. the picture over the crotch area is a cat. not a weenie-dog

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jewban 3

leave Maurice alone!! it's their picture leave them be.

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kaylaraeh 0

Those who are complaining about 22's picture, get over it and worry about something else for a change and mind your own business instead if getting all up in hers. It's a picture, you can't see any genitals, so I'm pretty sure you all will survive.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Oh my god. Gerard Way is such a pretty girl, ain't he?

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TheOptimist 0

He was proving the point that even though you have a nice freshly painted house, his black dick is scientifically proven to more than likely be bigger than your white dick.

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rockr_chick 5

dang i never get to read these comments before they get moderated...

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Inspired22 11

Two choices: A, get a professional to remove it. B, paint it a different color. That sucks, though! What a royal pain!

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lolbrick 0

no, thats not what you meant. you even used the word "people" to clarify how racist you are.

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