FML : Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to...

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Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By peepeepainter / Tuesday 7 January 2014 02:25 / United States - Jasper

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By kdm_km1 | 19

#5819820 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:10

If it's a Catholic church they'll love it!

By afulcer | 11

#5819819 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:10

Oh that stinks... I hope you can paint over it with white!

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By afulcer | 11

#5819819 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:10

Oh that stinks... I hope you can paint over it with white!

tomwantssnow | 14

#5819841 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:27

Would probably take a few layers and end up uneven if he did that...

xThatOneWeirdGuy | 18

#5819903 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 06:35

@16 It's better than having a penis on the the cabinet.

Lavelle1313 | 11

#5819936 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 07:10

Well #35 has the right idea...

_parth | 20

#5820349 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 02:25

Once you black you can't go back.

blackman100 | 20

#5820482 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 05:10

OP, just hire a kid to pretend like they drew the smudge and you "kick" him out. Then you play it off as if you can't paint over it and turn it into a painting of a flower pot or something.

buckerado | 19

#5820500 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 05:36

Or OP could dip the brush in a trusty ole' can of kerosene and watch that rooster disappear...

Mernfern | 7

#6034811 - Tuesday 12 August 2014 05:25

A whiteout pen would work.

By kdm_km1 | 19

#5819820 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:10

If it's a Catholic church they'll love it!

tomwantssnow | 14

#5819843 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:29

Extra advertisement for the clergy!

thatnucca | 36

#5819959 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 07:30

Usernames don't get any funnier... PeepeePainter

kinky44 | 28

#5820072 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 09:51

I remember getting a comment modded for saying something about abortion, and then this guy gets to freely bash my religion. Way to show a bias, mods.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#5819821 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:11

The fact that this could happen by accident is almost a phallacy.

TheOnlyMizLiv | 22

#5820168 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 11:36

You sneaky devil.

By zoegirl_455 | 30

#5819822 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:11

Quick! paint everything black and claim you were influenced by the Rolling Stones

perdix | 29

#5819900 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 06:34

#4, isn't that the group who sang "Sympathy for the Devil?" (Yes, it is.) That's not going to be a useful excuse in this context.

8313girl | 28

#5819902 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 06:35

One of my favorite Rolling Stone songs! Though I'm sure OP might get kicked out for that.

horneyhic | 15

#5819977 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 07:48

You might get a free excorcism out of that deal

zoegirl_455 | 30

#5820017 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 08:34

#41: that's why you leave out that detail, no need to mention everything

By DrippingSarcasm | 20

#5819823 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:12

Turn it into a dog.

ChenEighty | 20

#5819852 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:39

Because putting a little more black on top will really help the situation how...?

DrippingSarcasm | 20

#5819889 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 06:28

I'm kidding, but I'm sure there's a million ways to turn it into something with both white paint and black. Maybe my mind is too creativity based. But I'm sure OP will fix it somehow with more white or turn it into something. Honestly, jokes aside. It's the "children's area" in the church, they were doing something like a drawing with the black paint.

Robbieisadowg | 16

#5820205 - Wednesday 8 January 2014 12:15

#21 also, a dog is better than a penis....

By 5destroyer35 | 20

#5819824 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:13

Wow! This is my big chance to have my relevent and inteligent post be read! Hear we go: *no characters remaining*

AnOriginalName | 19

#5819840 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:27

Wow! You're the sixth commenter. I wish I could've been sixth sometime. I was first once, but not sixth.

abhi95 | 29

#5819856 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:49

Are you both alright? O.o

5destroyer35 | 20

#5819865 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 05:57

Are you alright? Your eye is terribly inflamed!

cyttex | 13

#5819880 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 06:17

6, You do realize this isn't Facebook and nobody will give you thumbs up for meaningless comments that have no relation to the topic at hand.

ClassyJJZ | 9

#5819888 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 06:27

*likes your comment for irony* [: But anyway, I feel bad for OP. But I'm pretty sure that even if it's a small penis, one of the priests has seen small penises before (I'm so sorry for making that joke oh god)

AnOriginalName | 19

#5819972 - Tuesday 7 January 2014 07:45

Keep it on topic, #34. This thread is for mocking #6. Speaking of, wanna know why six was afraid of seven? Because seven was a psychotic motherfucker who got high on bath salts and chewed twenty's face off.