FML : Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his...

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Aphrodite / Saturday 23 January 2010 21:13 / France

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By davidhasmorefun | 0

#794477 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:04

so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.

By HoesInaBox | 0

#794466 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:01

how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL

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By Sirin_fml | 46

#794432 - Sunday 24 January 2010 01:54

That is so hot. So what happened during the actual sex?

AVainAttempt | 0

#794464 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:00

Lol so guess what, she got turned off from him smudging the vomit all over her

wheatie | 0

#794520 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:18

ew.

BritishHobo | 0

#794592 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:58

PottentialFML | 0

#794794 - Sunday 24 January 2010 05:14

He got the full eating out experience.

HeresReality | 0

#794843 - Sunday 24 January 2010 05:43

your boyfriend is so ugly he makes you throw up? dump him. though he probably dumped you already for regurgitating all over him

BlueJeans2626 | 0

#794876 - Sunday 24 January 2010 05:55

I bet he got this big hard boner

metazoanhaddock | 11

#795178 - Sunday 24 January 2010 08:37

win^

skullbashd | 3

#795202 - Sunday 24 January 2010 09:00

well he gave her a sausage wrap to throw up.

By MadeOfAwesome | 1

#794440 - Sunday 24 January 2010 01:54

Did you sex after?

By Taipan_fml | 0

#794446 - Sunday 24 January 2010 01:56

Yo quiero Taco Bell

QJD | 0

#794496 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:09

Me Tambíen.

whataloadofbull | 0

#795293 - Sunday 24 January 2010 10:06

the accent goes on the "e" dumbass

HeyThereGorgeous | 0

#835686 - Monday 8 February 2010 10:13

yo quiero tacos y nachos 

PotatOS55 | 19

#5418109 - Sunday 24 March 2013 06:00

Yo soy Taco Bell (yes, I know I just said I am Taco Bell. I don't regret it)

By Deathlyranch | 0

#794452 - Sunday 24 January 2010 01:56

He got wood from it, didn't he?

youdidwhatnow | 0

#794456 - Sunday 24 January 2010 01:58

Lmao, that's nasty. It's more like FHL.

TheDrifter | 23

#4011826 - Thursday 9 February 2012 04:12

When I saw round two, I wasn't thinking vomit. I had thought they were decidedly farther along than making out, but either way, that's nasty.

By HoesInaBox | 0

#794466 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:01

how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL

Vaati_fml | 20

#5515830 - Saturday 1 June 2013 03:44

Puke is often sudden or subtle. It's not likely that you would notice before it was too late.

By emmaemmaemma_fml | 0

#794468 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:01

eww FHL

By Noxic | 0

#794470 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:01

Did he hit your uvula with his tongue?

By davidhasmorefun | 0

#794477 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:04

so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.

drewbell | 0

#794863 - Sunday 24 January 2010 05:51

I loved that comment

By ilovebradiew | 0

#794478 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:05

FHL for sure, eww..

By lostfaithinpppl | 19

#794483 - Sunday 24 January 2010 02:06

YDI for eating Taco Bell.

waterynuggets | 0

#794757 - Sunday 24 January 2010 04:45

All that needs to be said.

toxic10uhc | 0

#794776 - Sunday 24 January 2010 05:00

taco bell is the shiz

dudeitsdanny | 9

#794836 - Sunday 24 January 2010 05:35

Agreed.

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