FML : Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn...

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Today, as I stopped at a traffic light, I noticed the man in the car next to me break out in laughter. I pulled over later on to see that someone had drawn a large penis on the side of my van. I then spent all my morning cleaning it off. I went outside later only to see someone had redrawn it. FML

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You deserved it

By WasteOfTime - / Sunday 1 November 2009 14:36 / United Kingdom

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By misspeg | 0

#649490 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:05

people can be so immature sometimes! FYL

By zombienightmare | 0

#649501 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:09

your neighbor must think your a dick

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By misspeg | 0

#649490 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:05

people can be so immature sometimes! FYL

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seanreddog | 4

#649674 - Sunday 1 November 2009 22:33

Don't get your panties in a bunch. It was funny.

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Reyo | 2

#650006 - Monday 2 November 2009 1:51

*psst* you're supposed to continue the chain. Only when you've drawn the penis on someone else's van will the penis fairy stop her shenanigans.

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Penetration | 0

#650246 - Monday 2 November 2009 4:10

Ask your neighbors if they like your wiener wagon.

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omghehehe | 0

#650358 - Monday 2 November 2009 5:44

hahahhaha!! love that!

OP: did u chuckle? :D ohh common, a lil bit? :D

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Rayn4u_fml | 0

#656117 - Thursday 5 November 2009 14:24

(S)he's not immature, just committed!

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#649495 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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prettyvolatile | 3

#4594248 - Thursday 21 June 2012 7:13

Easy for you to say, not ALL dudes want a giant penis on the side of their van.

By seanreddog | 4

#649497 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:09

TACO!

By quarty165 | 0

#649498 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:09

lol, kinda sucks, but at least it's funny!

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thunder352 | 4

#5883565 - Thursday 13 March 2014 5:17

That's the important part!

By zombienightmare | 0

#649501 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:09

your neighbor must think your a dick

By zoeeeeee | 0

#649505 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:11

I luv that red devil

By citycrazed25 | 0

#649517 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:15

thats hilarious

By arielhoee | 9

#649534 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:26

It was me.

By gpstyne | 0

#649535 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:27

that sucks

By moonsolomon | 0

#649536 - Sunday 1 November 2009 20:31

There's an epidemic of this nonsense at my school. 'Tis absurd.

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