FML : Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would...

Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By LynzG / Tuesday 1 February 2011 05:56 /

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By x_Cupcakes | 0

#2032491 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:08

And so you never know when he's referring to you...

By afdude87 | 6

#2032546 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:16

so your boss can't remember your name. maybe he's just messing around. wouldn't stress too much about it.

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By x_Cupcakes | 0

#2032491 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:08

And so you never know when he's referring to you...

TomasT | 0

#2032739 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 13:11

So, you are JD, and he is Dr Cox?

noto_fml | 0

#2032756 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 13:14

yeah
It's cool for the boss to no your name for promotions or other opportunities, but if you were worthy of anything he would no your name.

fyl tho

kile88 | 2

#2033042 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 14:26

I don't think he likes you op

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2033080 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 15:14

Dear Samantha,
You've been an okay employee over the years, Mary, well that's not true Jane you just completely suck at your job, Sara. Sorry to tell ya this, Julie, but as of right now we need to terminate your position in Hookers R Us, Claire. Olivia, we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, Amanda.
Sincerely, Da Boss

cfalen | 0

#2033719 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 21:03

lol this reminds me of scrubs

Bekll | 29

#2036612 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:57

It reminds of the time Stewie from Family Guy was drunk and said to Brian "Peter... Meg... Brian".

By marinus_fml | 19

#2032539 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:15

Luckily Ashley is a cross gender name!

By afdude87 | 6

#2032546 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:16

so your boss can't remember your name. maybe he's just messing around. wouldn't stress too much about it.

rockr_chick | 5

#2032560 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:19

maybe u should be more social with him OP, he might not remember your name cuz you keep to yourself all the time

By lolbrick | 0

#2032550 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:17

its better than "sugartits" or "bitch"

By KrazieKleo | 13

#2032553 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:17

Wow lol. You need to play name games with your boss..call him a dick or something and see what he says haha.

Alysin | 14

#2734577 - Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:34

I have a feeling if she did that the next name he'd give her would be you're fired :
P

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#2032562 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:19

as long as you get paid well, there's no problem!

By dre_bro11 | 12

#2032568 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:20

OP, there's too much going on in the FML! Structure it properly next time, it's too confusing. But FYL anyway.

LynzG | 2

#2033140 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 16:11

it's very clear. if you don't like it, don't read it. and one persons opinion of Fml can be deferent from anothers.

By DjeePee | 24

#2032569 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:20

Do you really think they need your name to fire you?

OP, YDI. If it bothered you so much, you could just say it to your boss. Be assertive.

By Alanah101 | 0

#2032597 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:27

I don't see why you can't return the favor. By calling him something else, every time you see him. Just my 2!

By tygerarmy | 35

#2032630 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 12:36

I had a boss that used to mess with peoples names on purpose. There was three people he'd call by each others names, most people he'd mispronounce their name or call them a name close to theirs but not quite it and mine he'd just added extra emphasis in the middle for no reason. I thought it was funny.
Just tell your boss your name, every time he says it wrong. And you may need to be more social at work.