By LynzG - 01/02/2011 05:56

Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML
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And so you never know when he's referring to you...

so your boss can't remember your name. maybe he's just messing around. wouldn't stress too much about it.

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And so you never know when he's referring to you...

So, you are JD, and he is Dr Cox?

yeah It's cool for the boss to no your name for promotions or other opportunities, but if you were worthy of anything he would no your name. fyl tho

I don't think he likes you op

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lol this reminds me of scrubs

It reminds of the time Stewie from Family Guy was drunk and said to Brian "Peter... Meg... Brian".

Luckily Ashley is a cross gender name!

so your boss can't remember your name. maybe he's just messing around. wouldn't stress too much about it.

maybe u should be more social with him OP, he might not remember your name cuz you keep to yourself all the time

its better than "sugartits" or "bitch"

Wow lol. You need to play name games with your boss..call him a dick or something and see what he says haha.

I have a feeling if she did that the next name he'd give her would be you're fired : P

as long as you get paid well, there's no problem!

OP, there's too much going on in the FML! Structure it properly next time, it's too confusing. But FYL anyway.

it's very clear. if you don't like it, don't read it. and one persons opinion of Fml can be deferent from anothers.

Do you really think they need your name to fire you? OP, YDI. If it bothered you so much, you could just say it to your boss. Be assertive.

I don't see why you can't return the favor. By calling him something else, every time you see him. Just my 2!

I had a boss that used to mess with peoples names on purpose. There was three people he'd call by each others names, most people he'd mispronounce their name or call them a name close to theirs but not quite it and mine he'd just added extra emphasis in the middle for no reason. I thought it was funny. Just tell your boss your name, every time he says it wrong. And you may need to be more social at work.