By LynzG - 01/02/2011 05:56

Today, my boss called me Ashley. My name doesn't even start with an A. I even wear a name tag. You would think after nearly four years, your boss would remember your name. Every time he speaks to me, it's a different name. FML
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x_Cupcakes 0
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And so you never know when he's referring to you...

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afdude87 6
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so your boss can't remember your name. maybe he's just messing around. wouldn't stress too much about it.

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x_Cupcakes 0
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And so you never know when he's referring to you...

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TomasT 0
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So, you are JD, and he is Dr Cox?

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noto_fml 0

yeah It's cool for the boss to no your name for promotions or other opportunities, but if you were worthy of anything he would no your name. fyl tho

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kile88 2
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I don't think he likes you op

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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Dear Samantha, You've been an okay employee over the years, Mary, well that's not true Jane you just completely suck at your job, Sara. Sorry to tell ya this, Julie, but as of right now we need to terminate your position in Hookers R Us, Claire. Olivia, we apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you, Amanda. Sincerely, Da Boss

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cfalen 0
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lol this reminds me of scrubs

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Bekll 31
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It reminds of the time Stewie from Family Guy was drunk and said to Brian "Peter... Meg... Brian".

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marinus_fml 19
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Luckily Ashley is a cross gender name!

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afdude87 6
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so your boss can't remember your name. maybe he's just messing around. wouldn't stress too much about it.

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rockr_chick 5
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maybe u should be more social with him OP, he might not remember your name cuz you keep to yourself all the time

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lolbrick 0
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its better than "sugartits" or "bitch"

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KrazieKleo 13
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Wow lol. You need to play name games with your boss..call him a dick or something and see what he says haha.

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Alysin 14

I have a feeling if she did that the next name he'd give her would be you're fired : P

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unfortunate_13 5
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as long as you get paid well, there's no problem!

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dre_bro11 12
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OP, there's too much going on in the FML! Structure it properly next time, it's too confusing. But FYL anyway.

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LynzG 2
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it's very clear. if you don't like it, don't read it. and one persons opinion of Fml can be deferent from anothers.

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DjeePee 24
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Do you really think they need your name to fire you? OP, YDI. If it bothered you so much, you could just say it to your boss. Be assertive.

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Alanah101 0

I don't see why you can't return the favor. By calling him something else, every time you see him. Just my 2!

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tygerarmy 35
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I had a boss that used to mess with peoples names on purpose. There was three people he'd call by each others names, most people he'd mispronounce their name or call them a name close to theirs but not quite it and mine he'd just added extra emphasis in the middle for no reason. I thought it was funny. Just tell your boss your name, every time he says it wrong. And you may need to be more social at work.

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