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send her back a picture of your middle finger

At least he wasn't your current boyfriend and you were finding out he got married while he was dating you. :P

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At least he wasn't your current boyfriend and you were finding out he got married while he was dating you. :P

at least she isn't your mother in law

send her back a picture of your middle finger

Agree with #1 it could of been as bad as that But seriously just ignore it, she wants a reaction so don't give it to her. Piss her off by ignoring her (:

im single to, by choice, fuck the restraining order bitch

Bang a new dude every night and take a vid of each encounter. Send them to her and your ex-bf to remind your ex-bf you can still go out and have sex with whoever you want and to show your ex-bf's mom that you're a hottie while she's old and unwanted.

But then she would seem like a bit of a whore don't you think?

FMLs suck lately. I want juicier FMLs. I wanna think "Ooooohh. Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" when I'm reading these, people!

how long ago did you break up?

That seems like your ex got married not long after breaking up with you if your ex-mom still has your number. Speedy mairrages usually don't last so you can be happy about that. Just be glad you arrn't the one stuck with a crazy mother in law :)

"still single"? like we're all supposed to just become "not single" at some point in our lives... pft

So what? You're pathetic for caring that much.