Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll...

By fs - 23/11/2013 23:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML

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By lawoman27 - 01/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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By 2ndgenoration - 17/05/2014 21:56 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my grandmother told me that since my dad was a mistake, I too am a mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2022 00:00

Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 21:35 - Sweden - Staffanstorp

Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years old, with no wife or children. FML

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By naladetet - 23/11/2014 08:31 - United States - Newark

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

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By SierraCheyenne - 30/04/2013 01:57 - United States - Hannibal

Today, my parents finally got married. At the after-party, my mother got drunk and informed me that even though she and my father were now married, it doesn't change the fact that I'm still a bastard. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2011 23:27 - United States

Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML

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KasiaLilith 13

Sunday 24 November 2013 2:54

You have an extra push to graduate, get a job and move out on your own ASAP, nobody has to know who your mom is and what she has done. On other hand, as long as she was a good mom to you, you should jot be embarrassed of her.

Amama_fml 30

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:21

No shit, Sherlock.

Comments

IworkAt711 14

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:04

I know that you're trying to help, but I don't think you know the OP. So you don't really know if he will do good or not.

Retrokitty 9

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:04

Move away, meet new people, and create new memories. Or embrace who your mothers 'quirks'

aaditmshah 12

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:05

She's not lying. Only a few people know that Elvis Presley was a pedophile. It's a shame that no one believes your mom. It's a shame that even you don't believe your mom.

Ambient25 24

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:19

it's a shame you have access to the internet

Lichinamo 33

Sunday 24 November 2013 8:11

I'm not sure if you know this, but infants can't get pregnant. They need to start menstruating before they can carry a child.

XSimpleDesignX 18

Sunday 24 November 2013 9:20

What does carrying a child have to do with this? Am I missing something? OP's mom isn't claiming that OP is Elvis' son just a mistress.

caseDL6 12

Sunday 24 November 2013 21:41

you're right in that Elvis got handsy with a few of his younger fans, but he couldn't have impregnated an infant. idiot.

ninety 25

Monday 25 November 2013 15:26

Once again, the post says that op's mom claims to have been Elvis's mistress, not that OP is Elvis's son. Idiot.

jman26 11

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:10

Sorry that your all shook up

Kiki242 19

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:14

I guess no ever loved her tenderly so she has to make up stories for attention.

foxy_grampa 19

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:15

I don't know how anyone thinks you deserve this. You can't choose your family

WasabiMars 21

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:17

Your mom has delusions of grandeur. It's not stupidity, it's a possible mental illness.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 24 November 2013 3:33

Crazy! That's similar to Anna Nicole Smith's claim to be Marilyn Monroe's love child even though she was born 5 years after her death. Sorry OP, I live in my parents' shadow too.