Transportation: Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends...

By Noname - 08/03/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of my friends car. I looked over to the left and was greeted by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happened to looked down and realized that my right boob was completely out of my top. FML

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By titillating - 12/03/2012 04:28 - United States

Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush, the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML

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By Nastiaa - 15/02/2009 15:49 - Estonia

Today, I was a host during kids' event. I did my job and started to do some funny moves to entertain the kids. I was wearing a top with a really low cut. Then noticed that all the children were pointing at me happily and adults looked surprised. Then I noticed that both my boobs had popped out. FML

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Free hugs

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By embarrassedmom - 31/08/2013 23:48 - United States

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

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By Boobs McGee - 31/10/2016 02:48

Today, I should probably throw out my old, torn dress as my boob popped out to say hello to a passing car. FML

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Malfunctioning equipment

By Alyxandrea Loffer - 24/09/2020 01:02 - United States - Ellsworth

Today, at work, my front-close bra popped open like an anime character, right in front of the two male coworkers I was talking to. My boobs flung around and I had to pretend nothing happened while subtly crossing my arms and waiting for them to leave so I could fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 17:00

Today, I ran downstairs to meet the Amazon driver and threw on a shirt in a rush. Only after he left did I realise it was my shirt with artful rips in the design and I'd forgot to put on a vest under it. I'd flashed the driver my entire right boob with nipple piercing through one of the holes. FML

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Panic on the streets

By ELparano - 29/12/2012 01:21 - Canada

Today, I was driving without my seatbelt on, when I noticed a police car approaching. I panicked and desperately fumbled around for my seatbelt, only for them to pass by with just a funny look. Then it hit me that I was riding my motorcycle. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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shady_angel 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:23

how is it not possable to tell ur boob is out of ur top????? I know i would notice.....

carriealana 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:47

That's what you get for driving in the backseat. I don't even know how you managed that one! Just kidding. I just hate it when people say driving when they weren't actually driving >_> ANYWAY yeah you probably should've noticed that one. I'd say you deserved it.

Comments

jujuburd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:22

always check the wardrobe

d13coates 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:34

Oh my God haha I was one of those kids hahaha small world

shady_angel 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:23

how is it not possable to tell ur boob is out of ur top????? I know i would notice.....

Jennipher Stillwell 11

Friday 8 December 2017 14:48

I'd assume small ass boobs lol

ryansmith18 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:30

Obviously you were dressed like a ****.

2oc 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 21:00

Oh no! My boob has somehow managed to compketely pop out of my top. I hope noone sees!

twilax101 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:32

that's sort of flattering, if you think about it.

sixy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:36

How interesting that top must have been to not be able to keep parts of you hidden.

LordP123 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:44

Pics or it didn't happen.

carriealana 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:47

justindrew14 29

Friday 6 June 2014 5:10

that's what i thought to driving in the backseat hmm..that's a new one.

KenMcGormick 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 16:50

people who don't feel their boobs normally has implants

GreekYogurt 26

Thursday 3 September 2015 15:17

Or they're really small

Titan42091 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:02

Haha! Take it as a compliment.

alex_vik 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 17:05

A. Don't say you were driving when you were riding. B. Are boobs really that numb so that you can't feel if it's fallen out of your shirt? And how does it fall out in the first place (considering you don't dress like a ****)?