By Anonymous - /
Tuesday 2 July 2013 05:24 /
United States - Garden Grove
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18 Badges:
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67 Comments
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1133 Visits
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22 Favorites
I work as a photo specialist. I'm an amateur photographer in my spare time. I love meeting new people and going out and causing chaos.
I like goats.
I like making bad decisions.
If you're wanting to find me on any social media or anything my username is always the same. Just let me know where you found me.
Feel free to get to know me. (:
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m. -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one. -
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Sunday 4 May 2014 10:11 /
United States - Bremerton
Today, I called a company for a problem with our septic tank. Two workers show up, I take them into the garden to show them the manhole cover at the top of it. They open it up. We then gaze upon a sea of condoms floating on the surface. My wife and I don't use condoms. FML
By Maxime - /
Friday 28 February 2014 00:32 /
France - Paris