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Show it anywayLook on the bright side OP, at least they use teamwork!
Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said.
Whoever was to say that should be slapped. Repeatedly.
I it's time for a late term Abortion...
That's rude! They don't need to be put up for adoption just because they were trying to get their moms attention, I think mom needs to pay more attention to her kids.
Sounds like you've got a couple of sadists... Sounds like you had two of me! :-)
Weird-o
That's actually pretty smart for two five year olds! Well smart in a scary way, but still!
The reason why DocBastard is in that list is most likely because he would never say something like that so it makes no difference.
32- You would be surprised by how far a kiss-up would go.
Reminds me of a "G" rated version of an antichrist. Instead of murdering your nanny, you slam your dads fingers in the door.
They're out to get you now OP you shouldn't have told them no, to the toys they asked you to buy them.
I didn't even notice that. I edited my comment and didn't take it out.
Ya now that I read it I feel a little stupid.
How about good parenting and psychotherapy?
I bet they enjoy standing together in long hallways.
Redrum..., redrum...
They figured since you didn't melt when they threw water on you a few weeks ago that they would just smash your fingers as a consolation prize..
I bet we'll be seeing them in an episode of "Killer Kids" in a few years.
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That's actually pretty smart for two five year olds! Well smart in a scary way, but still!
They figured since you didn't melt when they threw water on you a few weeks ago that they would just smash your fingers as a consolation prize..