Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML
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Natasha14641
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Put those devils up for adoption, OP.
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EvilPotato
| 14
That's actually pretty smart for two five year olds! Well smart in a scary way, but still!
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Natasha14641
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yoyoforpeace
| 14
Look on the bright side OP, at least they use teamwork!
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Zoh_Aubrey
| 8
Ah, the joys of parenthood.
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have_a_moment
| 0
Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said.
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dead247
| 13
Whoever was to say that should be slapped. Repeatedly.
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
52, and then the devil said "Let's put letters in math".
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patrickalamo
| 47
I it's time for a late term Abortion...
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Minx108
| 12
1- there will still be casualties somewhere else
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migi428
| 5
71, you must be retarded.
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theprincess79
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That's rude! They don't need to be put up for adoption just because they were trying to get their moms attention, I think mom needs to pay more attention to her kids.
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Major_Whupass
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Sounds like you've got a couple of sadists... Sounds like you had two of me! :-)
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tehhboss
| 6
Weird-o
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dancersinger124
| 7
...What
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EvilPotato
| 14
That's actually pretty smart for two five year olds! Well smart in a scary way, but still!
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geko911
| 22
The reason why DocBastard is in that list is most likely because he would never say something like that so it makes no difference.
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RussianFox
| 13
32- You would be surprised by how far a kiss-up would go.
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dead247
| 13
Reminds me of a "G" rated version of an antichrist. Instead of murdering your nanny, you slam your dads fingers in the door.
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Shafena
| 8
Kids, eh?
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Accuraxy
| 10
Yes, kids.
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iOceanus
| 18
You wrote this just to get in the first 5 comments, didn't you?
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ICastillo
| 24
They're out to get you now OP you shouldn't have told them no, to the toys they asked you to buy them.
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LiesAndMischief
| 4
I'm sorry, but what's with the random comma...?
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ICastillo
| 24
I didn't even notice that. I edited my comment and didn't take it out.
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LiesAndMischief
| 4
Alright, I was just wondering because I couldn't help but read it with that awkward pause and it was bothering me. xD
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ICastillo
| 24
Ya now that I read it I feel a little stupid.
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ycrem0n
| 21
How about good parenting and psychotherapy?
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Angelrose2004
| 17
I think these kids have watched The Omen one too many times!
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day624
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You my friend, have a couple of sadistic daughters
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MURIKKA
| 11
I bet they enjoy standing together in long hallways.
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Chanti_fml
| 26
Redrum..., redrum...
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ICastillo
| 24
They figured since you didn't melt when they threw water on you a few weeks ago that they would just smash your fingers as a consolation prize..
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Akazuki
| 26
I bet we'll be seeing them in an episode of "Killer Kids" in a few years.