And master thieves :)

Wichita and her sister in zombieland!!!

Ha cookies, I get it

#30- Wichita and Little Rock in Zombieland.

At least your know your kids are going to be clever and smart. :) even if it sucks now it will be worth the craziness now. :)

Wish I had thought of this as a kid

Before you know it, they'll be stealing money from the parents wallet/purse!

#17 Shut the fuck up

You should try to channel their genius to me constructive activities

#46 A bit harsh there, right?

#58 Nope I don't think so :D

Haha my twin brother and I used to do this too :D I would always draw a picture and call my parents into my room so they would look at it, and while they were looking my brother would run into the kitchen to take candy. They only found out last year, over a decade after we stopped :D

#17 Because obviously it's always the smart people that end up stealing. Kids today, huh? Good for nothing except for causing trouble. /sarcasm

What about Oreos?!

I don't even imagine what you would do for a Klondike bar

Now if only they could teach Congress that kind if goal oriented teamwork.

your dogs can ring doorbells?

my dogs poor my bourbon for me

One will bark at the door while the other snatches up my food the second i get up to see who's supposedly at the door.

It seems whenever there is an FML involving children there's always that one child abuse joke that isn't funny...

Lock 'em up. . . using the coo-keys! :P

I have kids I thought it was hilarious! made me giggle

@26- i find it funny that a comment saying locking a child up isnt funny to you meanwhile you made them out to be semi- criminals ( like stealing cookies is a gateway to stealing money)

You realize my twin brothers are developmentally delayed and almost missed the window to learn language and how to use speech because my stepmother abandoned them in their cribs to deal (or not deal) with twin antics? You can take that too far. And it does happen!

#61 Ya but that was also a joke nobody got. Also child abuse and criminals are two very different topics.

Wonder what will happen when a girl scout rings the door bell?