FML : Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right...

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Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By badmom101 - / Saturday 16 May 2009 11:26 / Canada

Kids

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By DarrenJonBanks | 0

#834179 - Monday 8 February 2010 8:48

That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.

By australiaaaa | 0

#203423 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:35

guys, it's not the dad. the OP's name is badMOM101 lol
but seriously, OP, make sure you explain that to the school if she bruises

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By unwantedx | 0

#203379 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:08

ouch.

vollyball921 | 0

#1018002 - Thursday 3 June 2010 19:57

poor kid 

YANKSFAN4EVER | 0

#1050369 - Wednesday 30 June 2010 16:42

K.O!!!!!!!

qwaxalot | 0

#1326903 - Tuesday 31 August 2010 9:15

ydi for being gay

By _W_T_F_ | 0

#203383 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:10

i guess u've won father of the year? ....lol

DarrenJonBanks | 0

#834179 - Monday 8 February 2010 8:48

That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.

Jbiebs82 | 0

#983753 - Thursday 22 April 2010 21:22

Just hope the S.S don't come...

quicheme45 | 0

#2205324 - Saturday 19 March 2011 16:52

Wow.....

lindsaylu98 | 0

#2720406 - Monday 20 June 2011 5:00

u mean mother???

By Raiden91 | 0

#203384 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:10

Aw that sucks :(

By jakedmagic | 0

#203385 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:11

man that SUCKS bigtime=/ id hate it if that happened to me

By buu700 | 0

#203386 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:12

Don't feel too bad; she deserved that. If my daughter ever tickled me I'd pop a cap in her ass.

By cptnfrankie | 0

#203395 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:16

aw fuck her life lol

By shananigans | 0

#203411 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:25

More like F Her Life, lol. But it's not like you did it on purpose. Sorry bud!

By YLS | 0

#203415 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:30

Live and learn. She got a valuable life lesson, at least?

Lilcommentaddict | 0

#953710 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:25

life lesson = kick to face?

Shadow14l | 0

#976815 - Friday 9 April 2010 9:43

More like don't fuck with someone.

By sparda4355 | 0

#203417 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:30

You'll be making a new FML when DCFS comes a knockin!!!

I'm not saying they should, this was clearly an accident... But just wait till your little sweet five year old goes to preschool or daycare! What happened to your face honey? "my daddy kicked me because I tickled him"...

Ring Ring, "hi dcfs, we would like to report..."

By fantome_fml | 0

#203418 - Saturday 16 May 2009 16:31

My Mom did that to my Dad...I guess the moral of the story is to not tickle peoples feet...ever. Too bad your daughter had to learn that lesson the hard way.