By badmom101 - 16/05/2009 11:26 - Canada

Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
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That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.

australiaaaa 0

guys, it's not the dad. the OP's name is badMOM101 lol but seriously, OP, make sure you explain that to the school if she bruises


unwantedx 0




ydi for being gay

i guess u've won father of the year?

That'd be quite hard, seen as it's a woman.

Jbiebs82 0

Just hope the S.S don't come...

Aw that sucks :(

man that SUCKS bigtime=/ id hate it if that happened to me

Don't feel too bad; she deserved that. If my daughter ever tickled me I'd pop a cap in her ass.

cptnfrankie 0

aw fuck her life lol

More like F Her Life, lol. But it's not like you did it on purpose. Sorry bud!


Live and learn. She got a valuable life lesson, at least?

life lesson = kick to face?

More like don't fuck with someone.

You'll be making a new FML when DCFS comes a knockin!!! I'm not saying they should, this was clearly an accident... But just wait till your little sweet five year old goes to preschool or daycare! What happened to your face honey? "my daddy kicked me because I tickled him"... Ring Ring, "hi dcfs, we would like to report..."

fantome_fml 0

My Mom did that to my Dad...I guess the moral of the story is to not tickle peoples feet...ever. Too bad your daughter had to learn that lesson the hard way.

a few weeks ago my dad grabbed my feet and started me and I kicked and broke his thumb lol