By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 16:17 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I realized that my five-year-old daughters are deranged psychopaths, when one of them started screaming to get my attention while the other pulled the car door shut on my fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 387
You deserved it 3 348

Same thing different taste

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That's actually pretty smart for two five year olds! Well smart in a scary way, but still!

They figured since you didn't melt when they threw water on you a few weeks ago that they would just smash your fingers as a consolation prize..

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She purposefully shut the car door on your hand or shut the door while you were distracted by the other's screaming?

Maybe you could, you know, discipline them every so often? A kid who gets their ass whooped the first time they do something is a kid who is never going to do it again. How about parenting once in a while?

reelucy 0

a five year holds behavior is directly associated with their caregivers. if they behave that way it must have something to do with how they are being raised. don't write fmls showing how stupid you are.

thefuckinloser 6

I sure hope you checked both of them not only would they get the holy living **** beat out if them they be restricted for a long time to come . you or the father corrected that while they are young I hope

Ferreesley 3

Boxing gloves sound like appropriate attire around these two. Or a lot of gauze.

That is so mean! How could u say that about your daughters?? What the he!! is wrong with u?

This made me angry, not because OP's daughters are disobedient, but because of OP's blatant and moronic misuse of the term psychopath. Psychopathy should not be used as a blanket term, given it has extremely specific manifestations, and if you don't know that then you shouldn't be using the term at all. TL;DR OP deserved it for being a moron

Bite their fingers. Show them how it feels then ground them