How's the diet going?

Duh. Low calories food tastes like crap. Once I accidentally bought low sodium Campbell soup instead of regular kind. Tasted like water, not good way. I returned the rest. The grocery employee agreed they tasted awful.

1000% Deserved it for thinking low calorie ice is good.

There is no point in eating ice cream if you are going to try be healthy about it.

You buy ice cream by the bucket? Your problem may be portion control!

Next time, try the trough!

You were on to something with portion control, but did you really have to tack on "try the trough?" Really?

Yes, otherwise people would think I was being serious.

Try rebel ice cream it’s low carb and yummy

Buckets of ice cream and low calorie? Oxymoron.

Oh, please don't do this to yourself! Even if you are on diet, it is better if you take a tiniest portion of most decadent ice cream you absolutely love, than a lot of stuff you actually do not like. Fill yourself with some veggies and after that enjoy that small ice cream as slowly and comfy as possible.
I'm on diet - and now I do want an ice cream too. :D
Good luck to you with dieting! We can do that!