Beautifully said By Kilamo - 25/01/2020 14:00 - United States Today, my boyfriend of 3 years got down on one knee and asked those words all girls love to hear, "Would you do me the honor of performing fellatio on me?" with a Lifesavers gummy ring. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 997 You deserved it 404 Tweet Share
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
OP pulls out a strapon. "First you have to perform felatio on my little friend in order to lube it up. Otherwise it's going to hurt you."