Beautifully said

By Kilamo - 25/01/2020 14:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years got down on one knee and asked those words all girls love to hear, "Would you do me the honor of performing fellatio on me?" with a Lifesavers gummy ring. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 057
You deserved it 419

Same thing different taste

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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

OP pulls out a strapon. "First you have to perform felatio on my little friend in order to lube it up. Otherwise it's going to hurt you."

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They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

manb91gb 15

Well... Did you? I'm amazed it took three years - I couldn't go three minutes without wanting to perform fellatio on a boyfriend 😂

manb91gb 15

Believe me - you don't know how much I enjoy it.

even if it's true no one needed to know

With a Lifesavers gummy ring? He must have a tiny penis!

Is he 12? You shouldn't be performing fellatio on a 12 year old.

rex 10

I would have been better with a vibrating c*ck ring!

Yea, OP, but only AFTER he allows you the honor of first pegging him.... (assuming that you've never wanted to/ given him a bj.)

OP pulls out a strapon. "First you have to perform felatio on my little friend in order to lube it up. Otherwise it's going to hurt you."

Well I thought it was creative and funny. Shows he has a great sense of humor.