Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
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Top comments
satanic_fml 13
watch **** in a language you don't know
Catkam623 27
Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.
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Comments (124)
uwantacookie 5
Welli did nazi that cumming.
football98_fml 20
y'all are giving advice on how to watch ****? lmfaoooo
buckdharma 38
(F)- Please insert your protruding male sexual organ in my ****** (M)- No you forgot about your period. (Geez...)
Kozmotis 8
What's with all of the Nazi posts today?
worldclassrager 41
Foreign or just find the ones just with moaning...
laxbro4769 6
I'm sorry but you are what's wrong with this world
stoych 19
You actually listen to what they say? I didn't think anyone really listened to what they said. Fast forward is useful in this situ, after all, 'ooohhh, ahhhhh' and '**** me harder' isn't that hard to get wrong.....
MrBean1561 5
Pathetic on your part.
guci101 14
Seems like you has a serious problem ;)
dontgivafuk 9
shotgun. mouth. blam.