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Today, my boyfriend informed me that from now on during sex, I have to be on top at all times, saying I need the exercise more than him. As offensive as this was, I was actually happy because he's crap on top. FML
How about if you suggest that your BF take a hike? A long walk off a short pier perhaps?
YDI if you stay with a guy who's both bad in bed AND an inconsiderate jerk-off!
But I was thinking that if I clicked YDI, it meant I was happy for her that she gets to be on top cuz she deserves being on top for having a boyfriend whose bad in bed.
*sigh* the complications of life...
What he really means is when you were on the bottom, you laid there like a dead fish. You can get a lot of great exercise from the bottom, or you could be a lazy shit and make your partner do all the work.
And ofcourse you've told him before how displeased you were and how he could improve his skills. What, you didn't - like the vast majority of couples seem to do? Yet you come here to complain? Sorry lady, no much sympathy from me. He has no tact and you have no honesty.
How about if you suggest that your BF take a hike? A long walk off a short pier perhaps? YDI if you stay with a guy who's both bad in bed AND an inconsiderate jerk-off!
Any person who makes any sexual demand without your agreement deserves no sex at all. Full stop.