Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
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Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML
Today, something must be wrong with me. Last night, my dick went limper than overcooked spaghetti while in my wife's mouth, yet today I popped a massive boner that you could hammer nails with, while cutting the grass. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
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Top comments
satanic_fml 13
watch **** in a language you don't know
Catkam623 27
Mute it, then sit back and fill the dialogue with complex grammer sentences. You'll be done in no time.
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Comments (124)
Baybiiie 11
What makes you think being a nazi anything is a good thing?
nurchok 15
Because grammar is all about the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit :)
SartorialGnome 1
Bullshit. Your FML post is a run-on sentence. Buwahahahahahaha. Me is so right.
amisenho 11
Don't worry, OP. I don't blame you. It's obvious that he sees incorrect grammar as not caring about one's main mode of communication, so they seem stupid. Therefore, OP doesn't want to perpetuate stupidity by potentially getting a stupid person pregnant (it might be just ****, but this can still be applied to real-life situations). He's just contributing to thinning the herd!
wholock 12
Wow -,-
Neckyl 6
Excellent! I get turned off by stupidity too.
Wownotlol 2
If I were male, that would be me aswell, op!
thatonebach 9
Then stop watching ****
DarkGem 13
I have the same problem... But I rarely use ****
BananaN0se 13
You and me both bruddah